The weirdest guy I ever met in a church was this boy who referred to “Buzz Aldrin and his husband” going to the moon. I was completely baffled, and when I asked if he’d misspoken, he got really angry and accused me of being deliberately ignorant of the facts. It turned out that he was somehow comvinced that Buzz Aldrin and Neil Armstrong were married. It took five Wikipedia articles to convince him otherwise.
The moon landing was fake: tired, passé, heard it before
The moon landing was an elaborate marriage proposal: fresh! sexy! I’m going to be thinking about this for months!
Romcom where two dudes in the 1960s fall in love and come up with an elaborate plan to become astronauts to get married in space because gay marriage is illegal everywhere but it can’t be illegal on the moon
Might make things a little awkward for Mike Collins.
He was the officiator
This is an excellent take. He officiated in orbit, and the landing was their Honey Moon.
Oh my god they were moon mates.
Everyone involved in the making of this pun should go to their rooms to think about what they’ve done.
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Wait. Where can I get this Homosexual Mist they talk about? I need a whole lot STAT. Pride is almost over!
And that kitty!
XOXO
QAnon offers us great entertainment value!
I love the constellation! :)
I KNEW it!!!!
All of it.
We at the Casa du Borghese must admit to finding these entertaining, but we MUST INSIST this post be removed immediately. Here is the US the GQP members and their whacko followers and Marjorie Taylor Green need not see this and add yet more hair brained theories.
But we insist on the windmill power to blow the homosexual mist into the halls of congress...now THAT would be a huge improvement to those dipshits.
Well, if they’re online or in the news, don’t they HAVE to be true. I mean, I had my first vaccine and am already enjoying the benefits of that microchip!
These are so funny!
Whew - so good to finally know the truth about the first moon landing!
These are great. Have a nice day.
I love the idea that Buzz Aldrin and Neil Armstrong were married. Collins therefore was a gooseberry so they had to go off on their own to get time together.
The most implausible aspect of the moon landing story is that anybody could change their mind after reading five Wikipedia articles.
Glad the truth is finally out.
Of all the moon landing conspiracy theories I've heard over the years, this one gave me the biggest belly laugh! Gret way to start a Friday morning...
Buzz Aldrin is a Republican, so he's probably not very fond of that theory lol
Hmm, the moon is very gray so maybe shining rainbow lasers at it would be enjoyable for everyone.
For those also irritated by the lack of citation of Gay Space Lasers: https://twitter.com/bryanbehar/status/1355305710565818377
@ Old Lurker -- Thanks, as always, for your impeccable research, Lurkie! We had a gay space laser over Edmonton just a couple of nights ago. It was aimed at Jason Kenney, I believe, but missed.
Maybe it was a love triangle! Who knew.
The mist apparently blew into the Supreme Court and they finally got some sense and upheld the Affordable Care Act.
I prefer to believe that Mike Collins was part of the plan. He was an out-of-this-world, stellar marriage officiant.
Woohoo.
Happy Pride weekend.
I can't wait for your June 25th parade.
What happens on the moon obviously does not stay there.
I heard if you dodge the yellow beam the gay space laser can't hurt you.
Love the moon landing theory
What ever happened to the evangelical loons who wanted to take back rainbows for Jesus? My guess is that they moved on to Q conspiracies.
Not much two gay lovers could do that wardrobe.
And I thought we only had Jewish space lasers!
Love,
Janie
Gay is the coolest constellation EVER!
The windmills! HAHAHA Love that one.
Some can argue about the homoerotic subtext in 2001: A Space Odyssey. So...
Interesting to know the truth about the first moon landing...LOL
windmills are the the latest item of the hit-list of the Right.
I wouldn't be surprised they believe the meme.
These are hilarious and informative. :)
The Moon Rom Com was epic. 5 stars! :D
Love this!!! Big Hugs!
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