HELLO, MY PRETTIES!
Yes, it is once again moi --
HER ROYAL HIGHNESS THE CAT
here to wish you all a
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
I LOVE Halloween!
I'm not one of those SCAREDY CATS
who SHUN the holiday --
No, I EMBRACE it
WHOLEHEARTEDLY!
Well, except for some of those
DEMEANING COSTUMES.
As a DECEASED kitty myself
who is busy HAUNTING my human,
I particularly like GHOST IMAGERY
at this SPOOKY time of year --
Finally, here's a SPECIAL SHOUT-OUT
to my old pal, HENRI LE CHAT NOIR
(everyone's favourite depressed philosopher cat) --
LIGHTEN UP, BUDDY!
Would it KILL you to have
some FUN once in a while?
SHEESH!