Tuesday 4 April 2023

Legal Hijinks










And to conclude, here's a future lawyer
already figuring out loopholes in the law --


38 comments:

Travel said...

I am hoping for contempt of court in NYC today.

Boud said...

My fave is the Carmen Miranda rights. I wonder if getting this is age related.

Mistress Maddie said...

LOL!!!!!! The last one!!! I would love to see the parents face and rebuttal to that one!!!!! And the Carmen Miranda rights?! BWAHAHAHAHA!


And I so hope one day very soon we see a judge hit the hammer with Trump and we hear the bell ring Guilty as all get out!!!

Marie Smith said...

It should be an interesting day!

Bob said...

I'll take the alibi one!

Frank said...

There are rules and there are stupid rules. The kid has learned how to work within the system.

RO said...

The Carmen Miranda Rights is so dang funny!(lol) Sure hope you've been doing well, and just stopped by to let you know I'm thinking about you, wishing you well, and seeking a good laugh(lol) Sending lots of hugs, RO

Debra She Who Seeks said...

@ RO -- Nice to hear from you! I hope all is well with you too. I miss your blog!

Lady M said...

Carmen Miranda rights just cracked me up. So did that last one. Does posting about it make you long for a law practice Debra?

Sixpence Notthewiser said...

Very appropriate, given that the lying Orange One is gonna get a taste of justice today in NY.
The Carmen Miranda Rights and that kid getting away with murder could be my favs...

XOXO

Debra She Who Seeks said...

@ Lady M -- I enjoyed my legal career but no, I'm happy to be retired now!

e said...

These were funny! Why do we all love having a go at lawyers? I suspect that it started with Shakespeare...
Cheers!

DVArtist said...

Thanks for all of the laughs. Have a great day today.

Moving with Mitchell said...

That last one is hilarious... and reminds me of my nephew.

Mr. Shife said...

I enjoyed them all but the lawyer giving his client flame-retardent pants made me chuckle the most. Thank you.

Adam said...

Chickens can kill you in the Zelda games for attacking one too many times

Guillaume said...

All very funny.

Tundra Bunny said...

Love the "flame-retardant pants for the client" strategy, LOL! Personal injury lawyers must have co-evolved with human acquisition of fire and invention of the wheel, eh?!

Kay G. said...

So funny! That last photo of the kid, genius!!

roentare said...

A funny humour on the legal system

Mike said...

34 FELONY counts. One of them ought to get him some jail time.

peppylady (Dora) said...

I'm taking bets that Trump doesn't following his mandarin rights. If his lawyer any good. He would tell Trump to keep his mouth shut.
Coffee is on and stay safe.

Richard said...

I know that Saskatchewan has problems. Probaby you are still buried in snow and running out of food. Whatever happens, don't turn trump. He will probably buy it and put a Tinto mine on it. If you think this is misery, well then you have not met Donald J Trump.

The Blog Fodder said...

Carmen Miranda rights is a killer. And the asbestos pants. A great blog to commemorate today.

Gidget Blue Sky said...

Carmen Miranda rights!!!!! I'm just waiting for him to, open mouth, insert foot, which he does so well and can't resist

River said...

"He beat the system" there's a future lawyer.

baili said...

all made me chuckle dear Debra

layers here like doctors have fame that varies in types and colors

my mom and few friends said you can be a good layer but you need lot to adjust to do so :)

Fundy Blue said...

These are hilarious, Debra! Donnie and Barb are both lawyers, so I really get a kick out of this! The last funny is brilliant. Hugs to you!

Kirk said...

Carmen Miranda died in 1955. The Miranda warning came into existence in 1966. It's taken almost 60 years, but someone finally combined the two in a pun. What took so long?

Sue Bursztynski said...

This is a hilarious theme! Love them all. The George Washington one is cute!

Martha said...

These are so funny! The last one is the best. Smart kid.

Busy Bee Suz said...

The Carmen Miranda rights!! LOL!

This N That said...

Love the Carmen Miranda rights...LOL
Appreciate the funnies..thanks..

yellowdoggranny said...

that last one reminds me of dylan.

Ol'Buzzard said...

Cake or death?
the Ol'Buzzard

Ol'Buzzard said...

Here in the US lawyers have to have lawyers.
the Ol'Buzzard

Rommy said...

That last one reminds me of one of my nieces...which is why I suppose she did grow up to be a lawyer.

Bea said...

Carmen Miranda rights!!! HA!