🤮 I wanna do summin' to the rich, but not eat the them! They have no well-marbled meat on their bones! Just stringy sinew and wads of gristle!! 🤞 I hope Dave gets a date! He's way ahead of most guys. He sells his qualities rather than being picky about those of the applicants before meeting them! 😃
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I guess that that particular "Pizza Hut" was in a Jewish neighbourhood.
...Debra, thanks for the chuckles this morning.
I understand that in a lot of Third World countries there is an actual chicken on the bus.
thank you!
Brilliant! Love these! R
A great start to the day, as usual, Debra.
Too funny. I wonder if the pizzas were half off.
Thanks for the morning smiles. The chicken made me think of one of John's bulldogs.
🤮 I wanna do summin' to the rich, but not eat the them! They have no well-marbled meat on their bones! Just stringy sinew and wads of gristle!!
🤞 I hope Dave gets a date! He's way ahead of most guys. He sells his qualities rather than being picky about those of the applicants before meeting them! 😃
Why is the sign "as if your wife had to clean them" and not "as if YOU WILL clean them"!?!?
I needed the laughs, thank you.😘
These are all fantastic! Three cheers for Dave! And the "eating the rich" still has e chortling!
@ JustGail -- EXCELLENT point!
I had to read the first sign several times before I figured out the mistake :-)
If you eat the rich and then go to the bathroom, is that redistribution of the wealth?
Shared with my wife. I can hear her laughing in the other room. Good job, Debra!
I love all of them equally!
So funny!
@JustGail is right! An unforeseen circumcision is a nightmare.
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