Is Wolverine A Superhero?

Okay, Wolverine is not a goody-two-shoes

in ANYONE'S book. He's a 

foul-mouthed, vicious animal and

a frequent, remorseless killer.

But sometimes he sort of means well

and hey, he can be kind of noble

occasionally, with great reluctance.

Yes, I'm rationalizing.

The truth of the matter is that

I give Wolverine a free pass

simply because he is Canadian.

HE'S WHAT??????

James "Logan" Howlett was born

a couple of centuries ago in the

North-West Territories of Canada,

in what is now northern Alberta.

His declassified documents, records and journals are

maintained by Libraries and Archives Canada.

So what if they were publicly released on April 1st?

That date is of no significance.

What more proof do you need?

And if Wolverine is Canadian,

doesn't it mean that, by default,

he is . . . .

Oh, still not convinced that Wolverine

qualifies as a superhero for National Superhero Day?

Wanna make something of it, Bub?