Sunday in the Art Room -- An Art Lesson From HRH

[A link party about art issues hosted by

Nicole of DVArtist, Art, Food and Everyday Things]

GREETINGS, all my many, MANY devoted fans!

Yes, 'tis I, the Queen of All Artistry --

HER ROYAL HIGHNESS THE CAT !!!

Today I have set aside my ROYAL CROWN and JEWELS

and donned my HUMBLE ARTIST'S SMOCK and BERET

to share my endless artistic skill and knowledge

with all you wannabe artists!

As we all know, there is NO FINER SUBJECT for portraiture

than CATS in general and MYSELF in particular. 

But no, no, this post is not about me.

REALLY, this time it is not.

This post is about teaching YOU the finer points

of how to draw a cat. Because, well, 

HOW can I put this DELICATELY?

So, MY EAGER STUDENTS, read on, learn,

ABSORB my ARTISTIC GENIUS.

This is how it's done --

Once the drawing is PURRFECT,

you are ready to PAINT!

Cats LOVE to be painted!

Here's how to do it well --

Follow my advice and I GUARANTEE

that all of you will be MICHELANGELOs

and VAN GOGHs and PICASSOs in no time!

No, no, NO NEED to THANK me . . . .

"Send me money," as they say,

"Large denominations only." LOL!

NO, SERIOUSLY --

All Love Offerings may be sent to:

Her Royal Highness the Cat

c/o She Who Seeks blog

Edmonton, Alberta

Canada

I AWAIT YOUR GRATITUDE!