๐งน๐ง♀️ Oh, how I miss driving a stick! I really don't drive anything anymore and, with my eyesight, the world is safer for it. But, from ages 18-65, my stick skills were fire! Young people who have never used manual transmission are missing out on the real fun of driving. The ability to feel attuned with the engine improves both vehicle and human performance! Vroom!! ๐๐ช๐
I've always said one of the main reasons to get a cat is so that when you hear a noise at night, you can blame it on the cat, roll over and go back to sleep. Doesn't work that well when the cat's in bed with you, does it?
Many years ago I lived in the top of an old house. I slept in the living room and my son slept in the bedroom. I woke up in the middle of the night once to hear some very heavy breathing. I was not about to get out of bed and thought, if somebody wants to kill me, they can do it in my sleep. I fell back asleep and in the morning woke up to the same heavy breathing, coming from the cat:) I too enjoy feasting on the blood of the living and learning to crochet. Seems like the perfect way to spend my retirement, and stay young:)
Superior memes, as always! Love the 'can't drive a stick' one. I said something to a friend about being in our Crone years and she was deeply offended! I said, it's not an insult, it's the Triple Goddess Way. She allowed that could be true but insisted that I never refer to her as a crone again. Lol
@ e -- Yes, "crone" is a loaded term of fear and shame for most women in our patriarchal society, isn't it, and often used to keep us "in our place." I'm glad that it has been reclaimed in the pagan and Goddess communities to be a term of honour for our elders!
The witch who can’t handle a stick shift made me laugh, because here in the Netherlands she’d never pass her driving test. Almost everyone learns on a manual, so her broom problem would be a real career issue. Fun grab bag, Debra.
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The cat: Heh heh heh
I'm married to that hot-ass grandma.
Hmmmm, sharp pains?
Dang. I need to make a doll.
This is such a cool post. Love it!
I can relate to the work one.....and the new witches cant fly stick cracked me up!
Hello Debra, If you are going to teach cats English, at least let it be proper English.
--Jim
Hahahahaha you got me with a real life lol on the crochet!!!!
The crochet is fabulous!
And work IS a horror story!
XOXO
Every morning I say to Carlos, "Where's my coffee?"
Thanks for giving me a new way to ask.
The robot vacuum cleaners are to trip us all up and take over the world.
I've never seen a witch doily, but now I want one!
You have an amazing sense of humor!
You outdid yourself today. Thanks for all the smiles and giggles.
๐งน๐ง♀️ Oh, how I miss driving a stick! I really don't drive anything anymore and, with my eyesight, the world is safer for it. But, from ages 18-65, my stick skills were fire!
Young people who have never used manual transmission are missing out on the real fun of driving. The ability to feel attuned with the engine improves both vehicle and human performance! Vroom!! ๐๐ช๐
I love that crocheted witch doily!
The crochet witch is just a stunner. I love it. The rest of these memes are pretty awesome too.
I've always said one of the main reasons to get a cat is so that when you hear a noise at night, you can blame it on the cat, roll over and go back to sleep. Doesn't work that well when the cat's in bed with you, does it?
Oh these are fun! I can relate to the work one, but the Headless Horseman is my favorite ๐
I sure could have used that voodoo doll a couple of weeks ago.
Maybe the Headless Horseman should switch to the thumbprint option.
Many years ago I lived in the top of an old house. I slept in the living room and my son slept in the bedroom. I woke up in the middle of the night once to hear some very heavy breathing. I was not about to get out of bed and thought, if somebody wants to kill me, they can do it in my sleep. I fell back asleep and in the morning woke up to the same heavy breathing, coming from the cat:)
I too enjoy feasting on the blood of the living and learning to crochet. Seems like the perfect way to spend my retirement, and stay young:)
@ Kirk -- Trust you to think of that, hahahaha!
Superior memes, as always! Love the 'can't drive a stick' one.
I said something to a friend about being in our Crone years and she was deeply offended! I said, it's not an insult, it's the Triple Goddess Way. She allowed that could be true but insisted that I never refer to her as a crone again. Lol
Love the cat, Debra.
All funny ones.
@ e -- Yes, "crone" is a loaded term of fear and shame for most women in our patriarchal society, isn't it, and often used to keep us "in our place." I'm glad that it has been reclaimed in the pagan and Goddess communities to be a term of honour for our elders!
very much enjoyable dear Debra
i enjoyed my time here thoroughly ๐ฅฐ๐
The scaredy cat made my day!
Facial recognition ๐. Happy Tuesday, Debra!
LOL!!! Love the cat and the "do you ever get sudden sharp pains? How about now?"
Love the crochet witch doily.
Work is four letter word.
The face recognition and the children of the witches flying with modern technology made me laugh
The witch who can’t handle a stick shift made me laugh, because here in the Netherlands she’d never pass her driving test. Almost everyone learns on a manual, so her broom problem would be a real career issue. Fun grab bag, Debra.
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