Thursday, 22 October 2026

When It's The Ass Crack Of Dawn, You Need . . .










42 comments:

Moving with Mitchell said...

I’m stuck with decaf and, although I’m fortunate to be able to get delicious decaf here, I miss feeling the power.

Duni said...

That mirror is too funny! I don't drink coffee, but I like the aroma.

Rade said...

Love these! Snagged a few for the blog! R

Tom said...

Some how I get going every morning with some tap water on the rocks.

coffeeontheporchwithme said...

I'm about to have my first cup... -Jenn

sirkkis said...

I really just before open this, had a cup of coffiee that onistly was only the second today, and just feel the power💪😆

Bob said...

These are all me, especially this morning for some reason.

baili said...

well needed post dear Debra
i enjoy coffee and tea jokes because i can relate to them well :)

Sixpence Notthewiser said...

I do like coffee but not the Frankenstein coffee sold by Starbucks, for example. Just a good roast and some milk…


XOXO

Boud said...

My one strong cup of coffee is the ignition for the day. Halfway through it now. Vroom!

Pixie said...

I don't drink coffee but I do like a strong cup of tea:)

Tundra Bunny said...

For a next level caffeine high, chew one chocolate-covered roasted coffee bean. One time, I chewed 2 or 3 in one go and I "felt the power" for a whole week, LOL!

whkattk said...

Coffee, first thing in the morning, out on the patio.
Love the mirror!

Travel said...

Liquid personality.

Debra She Who Seeks said...

@ Tundra Bunny -- Oh yeah, been there, done that, didn't do it again, LOL!

Kathy G said...

Love the memes and love the comments!

Debra She Who Seeks said...

@ Kathy G -- Yes, my blog is lucky to get the most outstanding and creative commenters!

Marcia LaRue said...

Love all of this morning's memes ... Just working on my 2nd cuppa coffee! ☕️
I only have 2 cups every morning!

Linda Sue said...

I have been drinking coffee since second grade- Scandinavian, you understand. It has little effect. I think the electric cord might do the trick so I thank you for that !

RedPat said...

These make me wish that I drink coffee, Debra.

Ms. Moon said...

Michael Pollan has written a lot about coffee. It's consumption has literally changed our world. Just as it changes ours daily.

Val Ewing said...

I don't do mornings unless I do coffee. Even though I switched to decaf years ago, I still feel that it helps me get going.

ellen abbott said...

My husband makes the coffee pours himself a cup. I have to take a pill and wait bleary eyed until the proper amount of time has passed before I can get mine. Love the squirrel at the end.

gz said...

Coffeeeee!!
Cue " the Inkspots".....Java Jive..

Mr. Shife said...

A public service announcement for coffee lovers everywhere!
Every single one of these hits home before 8:00 AM. As Kathy G said, the memes are gold, but your comments section running on pure morning java energy is the best part of the day.
Have a great one, Debra!

e said...

I had to switch to tea but I still love the aroma of coffee.
That power cord wins the today's meme competition!

DB Stewart said...

(Don't tell anyone but I don't drink coffee.)

Mary Kirkland said...

These are too funny. I drink more tea than coffee now a days.

EricaSta said...

Coffee too... and of course a cup of Earl Grey Tea. Funny quotes 🎃

Kay G. said...

I wonder if coffee was invented just for me. I swear I sometimes don't even remember my first cup in the morning! NOT a morning person.

Linda's Relaxing Lair said...

Dear Debra, even though I prefer tea over coffee, these were fantastic. Thank you so much for 😊 the chuckles 😃

CaptainKirt said...

I'm a tea person.

My name is Erika. said...

Ha ha. That squirrel. I looked up that Stompin Tom Connors. Funny, there was a guy in the door in college who used to play a lot of his songs. I forgot about him until you mentioned it. Thanks for the memory.

Kirk said...

I prefer tea. but I still enjoyed these.

River said...

I often debate whether or not I want to participate in the coming day.

Yorkshire Pudding said...

You have dog people and cat people. Maybe you have also got coffee people and tea people too. I must confess that I belong to the latter category. Up The Teafolk!

Fundy Blue said...

I can so relate to the squirrel, Debra! 😂

Anonymous said...

Que serions-nous, nous Canadiens, sans une bonne tasse de cafe ? :-)
Monsieur Dupuis 🇨🇦

Lady M said...

Love some coffee especially at this time of year with some pumpkin spiced creamer.

Frank said...

Mystery: Same sac of coffee, same coffee maker, same water, tastes lousy today but it was delicious yesterday.

The Happy Whisk said...

OMG. Marshmallow did chew an electrical cord last night. Thankfully no damage to him after he let out a big cry and ran from the cord.

Debra She Who Seeks said...

@ The Happy Whisk -- Oh no! Glad he's okay. Puppies have to learn the hard way sometimes.