Here it is, in all its Divine Glory . . .
(please be silent and yes, you must kneel.)
The bravest and the best of Canada's hockey heroes seek the Holy Grail each year. Here's a photo from my own city of Edmonton's team of mighty questers . . .
(who unfortunately did not even make the playoffs this year and in fact were the worst team in the entire NHL but hey, it allows us to have the first draft pick for the upcoming year -- SO IN YER FACE!!! Oh Gretzky, Gretzky, why did you leave us? Damn you, Pocklington, for trading Him!)
And yea verily, a young Canadian Saviour has now arisen amongst us who is known as "Hockey Jesus" -- He who scored the Golden Goal for Canada at the 2010 Olympics -- Sidney Crosby, Number 87, Captain of the Pittsburgh Penguins, last year's Stanley Cup Champions . . .
(who just got their ass handed to them on a plate by the newly-resurrected Montreal Canadiens. Go Habs Go!)
Behold the two Icons together . . .
(and meditate on your own sinful unworthiness even to be in their Holy Presence.)