Friday, December 23, 2011

Festivus Cakes Just For You!


Now do something nice for me in return, you ingrate.


I worked my friggin' fingers to the bone decorating this cake for you. Yes, those are corn niblets. So what? [Update: Sorry, everyone, apparently those are acorns . . . I know, WTF? And this is Sandra Lee's Kwanzaa cake, not a Festivus cake at all. Oh well, screw it. It deserves to be a Festivus cake too.]


What are you bitching about? It's got sprinkles!

17 comments:

DEZMOND said...

are you giving us an inspiration for Christmas cake, Debs? I'll make you a tuna, onion, vanilla, peas and chocolate cake this year.

Winter Slytherin said...

The best part about the effin' cake? Its so beautiful! I work at a deli and once in a while I'm called over to the bakery side to write on cakes. Now I'm inspired!

laurie said...

OK, I'm smiling now,,
Merry Merry Christmas to you and your family!!!
great cakes, by the way,

Judy said...

LOL...thanks for making my morning...

Jane said...

Part of Festivus celebrations includes the 'Airing of Grievances' ... these cakes would make the list!

mxtodis123 said...

Season's greetings to you and yours.
Mary

Linda in New Mexico said...

Great thoughts all. I shall make you a chicken liver pate cake with lemonade icing and it shall say....So? spelled out in capers. I too can create (messes)
Happy Everything, Oma Linda

submerina said...

Oh lordy! That second one is the Sandra Lee Kwanzaa cake. It's made from... no, I'll let you learn for yourself: http://youtu.be/we2iWTJqo98

:'D

Frostbite and Sunburn said...

Beautiful sentiments, one and all!

Debra She Who Seeks said...

Submerina, you have enlightened me! O. M. G.

Francie M said...

Maybe I should try baking again. You are an inspiration, my dear!

Bird said...

LOL!!! I love it. I really like the first one. I would have just laughed myself silly if I got that for my birthday. :-)

YELLOWDOG GRANNY said...

goofy...hahahahah

the word verification is fecial.

Plowing Through Life said...

Har har har...too funny! I especially love the first one.

laughingwolf said...

too funny!

eat less, live longer... why? :P lol

SUZY8-TRACK said...

So hilarious! I love the "sorry you suck at everything" cake the most!

Hippy Jersey Devil said...

I wanted a Festivus pole this year. My favorite part of Festivus is the Airing of Grievances. I got a lotta problems with you people, and you're gonna hear about it.

Fuck yeah! You've given me such awesome baking ideas for the holiday next year.

p.s. I've missed you and am glad to have your words back after my sabbatical from the blogosphere.