I received another email from Her Royal Highness *LIVE* from the 2012 Cat Olympics in London:
Hello, human! The swimming and diving events were held today. Of course, these sports have been modified to more accurately reflect our feline sensibilities --
That's right -- no swimming pools for us! As you know, all cats have post traumatic stress disorder from past horrible experiences of *shudder* bafftime.
So far Olympic Glory has eluded me, alas, but I'll keep on trying my best!
Luv, hugz and purrz from your cat, HRH.