Monday, 30 July 2012

Dispatch from London

I received another email from Her Royal Highness *LIVE* from the 2012 Cat Olympics in London:

Hello, human! The swimming and diving events were held today. Of course, these sports have been modified to more accurately reflect our feline sensibilities --



That's right -- no swimming pools for us! As you know, all cats have post traumatic stress disorder from past horrible experiences of *shudder* bafftime.


So far Olympic Glory has eluded me, alas, but I'll keep on trying my best!

Luv, hugz and purrz from your cat, HRH.

37 comments:

o w grant said...

That gold medal should be within their paws' grasp as we speak.

I'm waiting for news about upcoming events.

Miss Robyn said...

thanks tons and tons for you input with my struggle with Athena xxoo
you are wonderful and wise xo

Anonymous said...

oh thats good!! Purrfect!

DEZMOND said...

this really should be a regular category at the Olympics!

A Beer for the Shower said...

I haven't yet watched the Olympics. If cat swimming was an event, maybe that might change.

SULKY KITTEN said...

Ha! These are brilliant, Gold Medals to all of them!

Robin Larkspur said...

and kittehs don't have to worry about getting those "webbed" feet.

mxtodis123 said...

That was too funny. I was wondering how she would handle the water.
Mary

Green Monkey said...

I woke this morning and thought... ewwww, EWWW, wonder what HRH has been up too!!! I simply must share this with my cat loving friends...

thank you for my morning smile. it's HUGE!!!

jaz@octoberfarm said...

you kitties don't like the water? how can that be?

OmaLindasOldeBaggsandStuftShirts said...

The que was so very long for that event that I finally just gave up and went to the pub....sorry I missed the 400 meter carpet medley. Oma Linda
the Guinness sure was good though

Magaly Guerrero said...

Oh my! The art behind the tuck in that dive is magnificent. Debra, do tell HRH that her emails are more informative that everything I've seen up to date.

I'm still cheering!

turquoisemoon said...

Gold to the Olympic diver...:)

Jane said...

A 10 for perfect form Olympic Diver Kitty ;)

CraveCute said...

Those images are purrfection!

Laeli said...

I love how she never addresses you by name. Clearly you know where you stand!

That diver kitty is awesome!

Plowing Through Life (Martha) said...

Hahaha...you gotta love this :)

SUZY8-TRACK said...

That really made me smile!!! Love it!

Birdie said...

I can't wait for the sprinting events!

The Dancing Crone said...

I don't understand why this is not televised. A terrible oversight on someone's part... Go HRH Go!

Kay G. said...

This is so funny!
And hey, I want to say from your last post. Did anyone else love the Queen's dress and the way that she did her hair? Just wondering, I haven't heard anyone say...

Suzie said...

Sadly, I haven't been able to be around very much, and I miss your posts! So much so, that while watching bits and pieces of the opening ceremony, the thought popped into my head out of no where! "I'll bet that Deb's HRH is there in the stands somewhere. .or else hanging out in the palace, thinking that mingling with the common folk is too much beneath her status. :-) I KNEW that she couldn't pass up going to London!

Introverted Art said...

Debra, this is absolutely adorable. The olympic diver kitteh seems to be going for the gold!

laughingwolf said...

axully, some cats LUBS water, but dey're da big guyz: tigers, leopards...

Professor Chaos said...

Gold medals all around!

Rose - Watching Waves said...

I'm sure she'll medal in the gymnastics events and stick a perfect landing!

Deborah said...

Oh this just keeps getting better and better!!! **happy smiles** Deb

Magic Love Crow said...

I think it's excellent that HRH is keeping in touch with you ;o) Carpet swimming! How cool! LOL! So cute ;o)

Laura said...

love these!

yellowdoggranny said...

new catagory..napcapping.

My Grama's Soul said...

Hi Debra....I think you must stay awake at night dreaming up these hilarious posts.....this one is too funny!!!!

Jo

Southpaw said...

I missed that event! Looks like it was a very exciting, tense event.

Riot Kitty said...

Those are adorable! I suppose the butterfly stroke is out of the question.

Jim said...

LOL! Cats are so versatile! Makes dogs look pretty clumsy!

MrsDuncanMahogany said...

I am almost positive I saw HRH in the crowd today!

Jeanne said...

Carpet Swimming is a tough sport! But so much fun to watch! :0)

Frostbite and Sunburn said...

Hah ha, so cute - medals must be imminent, surely!