Here's the latest email from my Olympic CATlete, Her Royal Highness --
Hello, human. Today I excelled at gymnastics. Unfortunately, so did every other cat at the Games. Gymnastics is EVERYONE'S best event.
I was grace itself on the balance beam . . . .
My pommel horse performance had no equal . . . .
And yes! Perfect dismount!
But @#$%!! ribbon gymnastics did me in and dashed my medal hopes -- damn you, ribbons, why must you be so FUN????
Don't lose hope for me yet! I'm trying my best and I just KNOW that I will win a medal sooner or later!
Luv, hugz and purrz from your striving kitty HRH.