One day, a buddy introduces you to booze. And at first, it's just a cute joke. A fun time.
Then you get hardcore, man. You drink more and more. All the time.
You get destructive and belligerent. An intervention becomes necessary.
Finally, you agree to go to rehab and learn to call on your Higher Power.
Stay sober, friends! -- A public service message from the Squirrel Community.
P.S.: As a special note to Toronto's Mayor Rob Ford -- see the trouble that a drunken stupor can lead to? Good gawd, man, take a lesson from the squirrels!