Wednesday, 18 December 2013

Oh, Santa!

Santa has a dark side too.


People just don't respect him like they did in the old days.


I'm not sure why.


No one cares what list they're on anymore.


Even Santa's on the naughty list these days.


He's gettin' too old for this gig and all the crap that comes with it.


Yeah, Santa, this time of year always gives me a twitchy eye too.


40 comments:

Sunnybrook Farm said...

The santa in our parade knows all the girls, he kept waving and yelling HO the whole time.

mxtodis123 said...

Great morning laugh. Enjoyed them all. Thanks.
Mary

The Happy Whisk said...

I laughed at the pecker chocolate.

DEZMOND said...

I think I've been on Santa's naughty list all my life :)

Bersercules said...

I'll never look at another peice of chocolate shaped like Santa the same again!!

Linda Wildenstein said...

What a great line up of Santa funnies. I'm awake now...... Oma Linda

Jenn said...

Some things you just can't un-see. Pecker chocolate indeed.

Melanie said...

Oh yes...I don't think I will ever get over the chocolate Santa penis. Never.

Ken said...

Um......why does the chocolate, penis shaped Santa have a belt buckle that says anl? Ho HO HO?

Leeanna said...

Santa is a judgmental, capitalistic bastard. He also knows all the Hos in town too.

OUCH! David just smacked me upside the head for that one.

Cheryl said...

What a fun read to start my day. That chocolate Santa is bizarre. How is it that the manufacturer doesn't see the striking resemblance?

jaz@octoberfarm said...

HA! i always knew that underneath it all, santa was a dick!

Laurent said...

Well a Merry Christmas to you too.
LOL!!!
At least we now know that 90% of Canadians wish one another a Merry Christmas and not something else. According to the latest poll.
Have a Happy time and best wishes to you and your family in the New Year. Keep blogging.

Jeanne said...

My, how times have changed....Hilarious!!! But especially like the giant window peeping blow-up. :0)

Jim said...

Whatever happened to the old Santa?!

Anne Johnson said...

The comments are as funny as the photos! I am actually going to go actively looking for that chocolate Santa.

heartinhand said...

Thanks for the morning Santa laughs!

Plowing Through Life (Martha) said...

Poor Santa! Gets no respect...

LL Cool Joe said...

Who is this Santa guy anyway? Here in the UK we have a bloke called Father Christmas and he's a fat judgmental bastard too! :D

Mary said...

Lol! Does Santa see me when i undress too.. looking in my window like that? Quite a dirty old man, i'd say. :).

bobbybegood1 said...

You are to funny! I thought the other post was the most, but this one is also so good. Where do you get these hilarious ideas? Funny, funny, funny. Cheers!!

Birdie said...

Santa is a mean fuck, isn't he?

mistress maddie said...

Oh debs, now that was a good laugh!!!! I needed that

Guillaume said...

Santa is a bit of a voyeur.

Sparkless said...

LOL!!! Love them!

Diane Cayton-Hakey said...

Twitchy eye... LOL Oh gosh. He's hilarious as was that yummy chocolate dildo?? My bad.

Adam said...

lol at the santa in china one

Francie M said...

GROSS! Twitchy eye Santa! hahahaha. Where do you find these things??

Magic Love Crow said...

I feel sorry for Santa! LOL! You made my day again Debra! ;o)

Samantha Stephens said...

Thank You! I just had the best laugh I've had all week.

Vanessa Morgan said...

It's about time we put Santa on OUR naughty list instead of vice versa.

Suzie Ridler said...

That first one is totally out of my nightmares! And OMG, the floating spinning eyeball? Santa's a freak!

My Grama's Soul said...

Started off my day with a laugh.

Jo

Lady Lilith said...

Oh my what has this wold come to... the first one was a little funny though.
Thanks for the good laugh.

CraveCute said...

Santa is very bad, but these are very funny! Thanks for making me chuckle!

Professor Chaos said...

Oh my God! The Eye! The Eye!

Riot Kitty said...

HA! I totally needed those laughs, thank you! I love the "oink oink!" one the most.

Ol'Buzzard said...

And now we are told that Santa is white...like Jesus!
Merry Christmas to ALL and to ALL a good night...Bah Humbug.
the Ol'Buzzard

Blueberry said...

Love that twitchy eye, but the chocolate wins.

mrsduncanmahogany said...

Those are HILARIOUS! Thanks for the early morning giggle. All we can do to try and stay warm - this winter has been brutal so far....