People just don't respect him like they did in the old days.
I'm not sure why.
No one cares what list they're on anymore.
Even Santa's on the naughty list these days.
He's gettin' too old for this gig and all the crap that comes with it.
Yeah, Santa, this time of year always gives me a twitchy eye too.
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The santa in our parade knows all the girls, he kept waving and yelling HO the whole time.
Great morning laugh. Enjoyed them all. Thanks.
Mary
I laughed at the pecker chocolate.
I think I've been on Santa's naughty list all my life :)
I'll never look at another peice of chocolate shaped like Santa the same again!!
What a great line up of Santa funnies. I'm awake now...... Oma Linda
Some things you just can't un-see. Pecker chocolate indeed.
Oh yes...I don't think I will ever get over the chocolate Santa penis. Never.
Um......why does the chocolate, penis shaped Santa have a belt buckle that says anl? Ho HO HO?
Santa is a judgmental, capitalistic bastard. He also knows all the Hos in town too.
OUCH! David just smacked me upside the head for that one.
What a fun read to start my day. That chocolate Santa is bizarre. How is it that the manufacturer doesn't see the striking resemblance?
HA! i always knew that underneath it all, santa was a dick!
Well a Merry Christmas to you too.
LOL!!!
At least we now know that 90% of Canadians wish one another a Merry Christmas and not something else. According to the latest poll.
Have a Happy time and best wishes to you and your family in the New Year. Keep blogging.
My, how times have changed....Hilarious!!! But especially like the giant window peeping blow-up. :0)
Whatever happened to the old Santa?!
The comments are as funny as the photos! I am actually going to go actively looking for that chocolate Santa.
Thanks for the morning Santa laughs!
Poor Santa! Gets no respect...
Who is this Santa guy anyway? Here in the UK we have a bloke called Father Christmas and he's a fat judgmental bastard too! :D
Lol! Does Santa see me when i undress too.. looking in my window like that? Quite a dirty old man, i'd say. :).
You are to funny! I thought the other post was the most, but this one is also so good. Where do you get these hilarious ideas? Funny, funny, funny. Cheers!!
Santa is a mean fuck, isn't he?
Oh debs, now that was a good laugh!!!! I needed that
Santa is a bit of a voyeur.
LOL!!! Love them!
Twitchy eye... LOL Oh gosh. He's hilarious as was that yummy chocolate dildo?? My bad.
lol at the santa in china one
GROSS! Twitchy eye Santa! hahahaha. Where do you find these things??
I feel sorry for Santa! LOL! You made my day again Debra! ;o)
Thank You! I just had the best laugh I've had all week.
It's about time we put Santa on OUR naughty list instead of vice versa.
That first one is totally out of my nightmares! And OMG, the floating spinning eyeball? Santa's a freak!
Started off my day with a laugh.
Jo
Oh my what has this wold come to... the first one was a little funny though.
Thanks for the good laugh.
Santa is very bad, but these are very funny! Thanks for making me chuckle!
Oh my God! The Eye! The Eye!
HA! I totally needed those laughs, thank you! I love the "oink oink!" one the most.
And now we are told that Santa is white...like Jesus!
Merry Christmas to ALL and to ALL a good night...Bah Humbug.
the Ol'Buzzard
Love that twitchy eye, but the chocolate wins.
Those are HILARIOUS! Thanks for the early morning giggle. All we can do to try and stay warm - this winter has been brutal so far....
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