Hello, Americans! Canada and the USA have been good friends forever (not counting your unsuccessful invasion attempts during the War of 1812) so we Canadians would like to wish you all a Happy Independence Day, eh?
We like you so much we're throwing you a party! Guess what? We made you a pizza -- mmm, bacon. And not Canadian back bacon either. Real American bacon.
And we baked you an awesome cake for dessert too!
We even laid in a supply of American beer, just because it's your special day.
So what time is it, America? No, it's not Miller Time. It's . . .
And sho, old buddy, old pal, *hic* to cap off the feshtivities, may we just shay: