Wednesday, 4 February 2015

Jesus Identity Theft

Jesus identity theft is rampant in the western world. Some days it seems like EVERYBODY is passing himself off as Jesus God Almighty. Here are just a few examples for your edification.

Oh oh. If the name of this guy's Mom is "Mary," he might not actually BE an imposter.


This faker is easy to spot, however. Too goddamn lazy to drag that cross on the ground like the REAL Jesus!


And hey, even I can spot THIS con artist a mile away . . . .


Actually, I think Keanu Reeves CAN make a good case for divinity . . . .


But you know what? Sometimes even a fake Jesus makes the world a BETTER PLACE.


(I love the grin on that cop's face, don't you?)

47 comments:

Optimistic Existentialist said...

I LOVE that sign that the guy is holding in the last pic LOL

mxtodis123 said...

The eyes on that kitty look divine.
Mary

DEZMOND said...

the homodefending Jesus from the last photo steals the show today! Bravo! And the kitten Jesus is cool too

Pickleope Von Pickleope said...

Yes, I DO love the smirk on that cop's face. Aside from the wheel on the bottom of the cross, I can't help but think Jesus wouldn't wear a track suit.

jadedj said...

That first dude is just CREEPY looking. Would you let this man wash your feet?

Plowing Through Life (Martha) said...

Hahahaha! This is hilarious. Yes, I LOVE the grin on that cop's face. Says it all, doesn't it? And Keanu Reeves gets my vote.

Mary said...

Lol! Hilarious! Especially Keanu. Who knew? And Jesus kitty. I think all kitties have a super self righteous side!

Insomniac’s Attic said...

I'd like to learn that water-into-wine thing! The last picture made my day. :)

heartinhand said...

I love it when people assume Jesus was white! Lol!

lady M said...

It is funny how American Jesus is fat and cannot drag a cross!

jaz@octoberfarm said...

how creepy to end up looking like the picture on your wall! i saw jesus in my toast this morning. just kidding!

Leeanna said...

Keanu could pass for God. He doesn't look like he's aged at all.

Anne Johnson said...

I love the grin on that cop's face! It speaks more eloquently than Jesus himself.

American Jesus. Yes indeed.

Jim said...

So much 'Jesus Envy' going around! I'm sure he would have been amused.

Debi said...

KeaNu Has endured the trials of life and Kid Rocks " Rock n Roll JesuEd, has the message.....love the cops soul! xoDebi

Robin Larkspur said...

water, wine and Keanu. Now that is a Holy Trinity!!

Missy George said...

Love it..What a great post!!..Good job..

Francie M said...

Fake Jesus doesn't get any respect, does he? I'll have to take your word about #3 though. Looks pretty real to me.

The Happy Whisk said...

Love the grin, it's brilliant.

Thanks for the caring comment. Not to worry, I got me a boob mask.

I'm good to go.

JoAnn ( Scene Through My Eyes) said...

Gotta say - love the Jesus with the sign. Also your comment on the American Jesus. LOL

CraveCute said...

The last pic is fabulous! And the blue eyed white Jesus is pretty funny too!

Birdie said...

The first guy creeps me out. The last guy is the BEST! I love him.

Dr. Theda said...

Hope that all is well dear Lady Debra... We are in a better state of mind this day... and you said the you enjoyed "Vampires"... we will look about and see what we can... "Let the Right One In" was a very well done vampire film ... the American re-make "Let Me In" , though an enjoyable film , Not as good as the First non-English version....
We just saw posted, a "KEN Jesus" doll (in packing )...
A great day to you and yours dear Lady Debra...

Linda Wildenstein said...

funny stuff. love the cops face for sure

Veronica Roth said...

I was just thinking that I love the grin on that cop's face!

Ms Misantropia said...

The cop is clearly not with those guys either - good on him!

Magic Love Crow said...

I love that cop! Would like to give him a hug ;o)

Elsie Amata said...

Hell yeah - I love that cop's expression! Priceless :)

Guillaume said...

Jesus took the face of Zeus, he's the identity thief.

JACKIESUE said...

LOVE that grin on his face..and that first one is kinda spooky..

Betty said...

I vote for Keanu.

Adam said...

I knew a guy that had the look down a bit. Except his hair was too blonde for the typical western art version of Jesus

Bill the Butcher said...

Where's Haysoos the Mexican gardener? I protest in the name of Haysoos the Mexican gardener!

Magaly Guerrero said...

I always knew Jesus was a very cool cat, lol!

Sarah said...

That last pic...fabulous.

Fundy Blue said...

Love the last one, Debra! Especially the protester's message and the cop's smile. I enjoy the Bethroot Gwynn poem you shared yesterday. It is beautiful! Have a good one!

Sunshineshelle said...

Great Post... Keanu is 'the one' ;)

Rawknrobyn.blogspot.com said...

Yes, I love his grin. This post reminds me of a Family Guy episode. There's a character who tries to pass himself off as Jesus to get women to sleep with, and thereby supposedly de-virginize, him. Lois almost falls for it, but decides she loves her husband too much. All hilarious stuff.

Rommy said...

Bwa-ha-ha-ha! OMG, yes the cop's grin is classic!I would have loved to been there to buy each of them a cup of coffee.

Suzie Ridler said...

Fantastic! Needed that smile. Thanks Debra! BTW, the first one is particularly uncanny.

Ol'Buzzard said...

According to Discovery Magazine (a scientific journal) Jesus was probably about five feet tall, dark complected with Middle Eastern features.
the Ol'Buzzard

psychelyn said...

That sinister smile yesh? Love the moment captured! Why that guy even bothers bringing a cross if with a wheel, oh.

Michael D'Agostino said...

I was about to mention the laughing cop, but you beat me to it ;) It reminds me of a time I was part of a mob and there were cops involved. I'll blog about it in the A-Z challenge ;)

Dixie@dcrelief said...

Definitely a grin - that's is too funny.
I'm inclined to pick the nut with the wheel and jogging suit? Really?

Miss Val's Creations said...

The guy in the last photo is the best! Great candid of the cop too.

Riot Kitty said...

That guy is my hero!

Dexter Klemperer said...

Those are great! The smiling cop looks like he has a bit of a Jesus aura as well.