Oh oh. If the name of this guy's Mom is "Mary," he might not actually BE an imposter.
This faker is easy to spot, however. Too goddamn lazy to drag that cross on the ground like the REAL Jesus!
And hey, even I can spot THIS con artist a mile away . . . .
Actually, I think Keanu Reeves CAN make a good case for divinity . . . .
But you know what? Sometimes even a fake Jesus makes the world a BETTER PLACE.
(I love the grin on that cop's face, don't you?)