Thursday, 4 June 2015

You Are What You Eat, Part 2

Hey, Jack and Ennis opened a restaurant!


No need for paranoia, little kitty!


No men allowed!


57 varieties? We only need 7!


COOKIES!


Diabetics beware! Yes, be gay but don't drink this -- too much sugar!


Fuck yeah, people, what's up with this?


35 comments:

Mark said...

I've had my share of rainbow slushes and they are delicious. I'm yet to be turned gay though. Clearly I need more.

anne marie in philly said...

I have a ton of gay friends, yet I haven't turned gay myself. what's up with THAT? ;-)

"love all, serve all" - motto of the hard rock cafe.

Jacquelineand.... said...

Gynaecology Restaurant.... oh yeah.

I'm loving this series!

strangelynaked.com said...

The last three were fantastic. Gay squared is particularly thought provoking.

jaz@octoberfarm said...

i wonder what a brokeback hot dog would be?

Vanessa Morgan said...

Hilarious!

DEZMOND said...

I might start eating meat again just to visit that Brokeback restaurant and get that first thing on the menu :)

mxtodis123 said...

These are too funny. Thanks for making my day.
Mary

Lois said...

A lot of this post made my teeth hurt - sugar overload! I want a pizza-cat. :)

Lisa said...

I want to bake that cake just because it looks fun. I wonder if I'd have to turn in my church letter to do it.

Ms Misantropia said...

I didn't know it was LGBTQ pride month, but I did notice a theme in your latest string of posts. Well so, happy pride!
I wish we had a proper pride festival nearby, it always looks like so much fun.

Jeanne said...

Oh yes! These were better than the last ones! :o)
Love the Brokeback Burger! And the Kitty! And the 'No Cookie for You'!

Adam said...

that would explain why most cats don't like me

Plowing Through Life (Martha) said...

HAHAHA...these are the best! I especially love the cookie/diet one. And the one about turning gay if you drink that is hilarious!

Linda Wildenstein said...

love the cookie logic one. These were so funny. Thanks for the morning giggles, Oma Linda

Lauren Farrow said...

I have always liked pussies but I never ate one.
... because I am a vegetarian.

Leeanna said...

AHAHAHAHAhaaahahaaa! Gay squared ahahahaahahahaaa! awww crap on toast, I wet mahself laughin.

JACKIESUE said...

I'm stealing a few of these..the broke back burger made me lauuuuuugh.

Snap said...

Too funny ... I'll be thinking of the broke bake burger all day .... ;) ;) ;)

Francie M said...

hahahah! It was worth the wait!

Debi said...

Canadians are know for their Funny Bone! xoDebi

klahanie said...

Hey Debra,

How's it goin', eh?

You are what you eat. Right then, next time I'm over in Canada, I shall have a Wendy's hot and juicy...

Gary, eh...

blogoratti said...

Great memes, thanks for sharing!

mrsduncanmahogany said...

Those rainbow slurpees look decidedly delicious! And refreshing....

Jono said...

That tickled my funny boner! Although I'm a vagiterian it all looks tasty to me!

The Happy Whisk said...

Oh my goodness, these are so much fun. Though my brain is slow today, took me a few seconds to get the pizza joke.

And I loved the diet one.

Guillaume said...

Hilarious. Love the cat.

Birdie said...

Suddenly I am very hungry.

Kamyria said...

Ha ha ha! I love the cookie/diet one! Thanks for the chuckle Debra! :D

Rue said...

I do love firm buns. *giggle*

Fundy Blue said...

I have to admit that that rainbow cake looks a little scary, Debra, ~ I'm sure that it has lots of bad chemical dyes in it! The wedding cake controversy may have started here in Colorado. Love the comment just above it too. I hate religious bigotry and hypocrisy. And I always love a good laugh!

Missy George said...

The pizza cat is priceless !!! Thanks for the laugh..

Ol'Buzzard said...

I eat it too; and my cats usually watch.
the Ol'Buzzard

Rommy said...

LOL, My mouth watered a bit at the thought of that burger. Mmmmmm....

Riot Kitty said...

OMG the last one is AWESOME!!! Because I live in the state in America where those idiots turned down a gay couple's wedding cake order. And we promptly boycotted them until they shut down.