Well, it's time again to do ANOTHER post featuring outrageous PUNS and atrocious WORD PLAY! Actually, I have enough for TWO posts -- there'll be a second one on Friday. You're welcome!
Oh, you thought that last one was in POOR TASTE? Well, hang on to your hats! This next one is dedicated to Rawknrobyn of Life by Chocolate: Robyn Alana Engel's Blog because she is THE QUEEN of Erotic Double Entendre Holiday Poetry!
And as always with these word play posts, I must end on an APOLOGETIC note --