Friday, 25 January 2019

Get Ready to Groan, Part 2

After Wednesday's post ended on such an EXPLICITLY SEXUAL note, I'd better RAISE THE TONE of this series today with some good, clean SPIRITUAL and other CLASSY puns and word play!











Okay, enough of that. BACK TO BAD LANGUAGE AND DOUBLE ENTENDRES! And NO ending on an apologetic note this time!




And I must give a SHOUT-OUT OF APPRECIATION to Jackiesue of Yellowdog Granny -- those last three (and a few others) all came from her blog. She loves outrageous puns and word play even MORE than I do! I steal A LOT from her!

50 comments:

^.^ said...

O mee gawd, friend D … This is 2 punny funny … Blessed bee … Love, cat and cat Theo.

anne marie in philly said...

CAMEL TOW!
there was a woman at my gym on tuesday with camel toe - bright white yoga pants, black thong undies. vom.

Bob Slatten said...

Okay, Camel Tow and that last one :::: ding ding ding::: winners!

Linda deV said...

Good way to start out the morning, with a smile and a guffaw.

mxtodis123 said...

Synonym rolls. I love it. Thanks for the morning chuckles. I always look forward to them.

Moving with Mitchell said...

Nature abhors a vacuum really got me going until I saw the next one... and the next one... and the next one. Thanks! I needed that!

The Happy Whisk said...

This is meow.

Deedles said...

These were all groanlarious! Camel Tow killed me, and Roomba sucked up the pieces!

Frank said...

Love the ancient Greeks...

Amazing Grace makes me cringe...I mean I HATE that hymn....I tell my husband if anyone sings that at my funeral, I'll get up and and scream "Stop, you're killing me!"

holli said...

We have a tow service here in Dallas called Tow Jam!!

mistress maddie said...

You say the other days post ended on a explicitly sexual not like that's a bad thing.

And I only use camel toe for my car needs.

Elsie Amata said...

So yesterday's post was great. This post, well, it was phenomenal! I laughed at all of them. Especially Rudolph.

Elsie

Miss Val's Creations said...

Such great word plays! Love the bib!

DEZMOND said...

The Rudolph one is so painfully stupid that it actually makes it funny LOL

Leanna said...

The Roomba killed me. I always had the same thought of what would happen. I want that mug.

Fundy Blue said...

Loved this, Debra! I laughed all the way through. I would have taken the snow angle one to display in my classroom. Third graders constantly confuse angle and angel when they write. It was as maddening as there, their, and they're. Have a good one!

Joanne Noragon said...

GROAN, mostly, but some guffaws and a hearty laugh or two toward the end. It's nice to have some fucks left to give.

NanaDiana said...

LOL- OMG- You are so bad- I love you! A few groans, a few laughs and I am good to go. Have a great weekend- xo Diana

by JFM said...

I admit to a groan or two or maybe it was something I ate...anyway, I needed this post...great medicine. THANK YOU!!!

Marie Smith said...

Lol. I especially love the tailor one!

Susan Kane said...

So many 'groaners' here.

bobbie said...

these are wonderful ~ I especially love the 'Synonym' rolls one ~
TFS

Martha said...

The last one....BAHAHAHAHA...

bill lisleman said...

Toastradamus looks like Trump.

Adam said...

bone apple teeth

Sooo-this-is-me said...

Thanks for the laughs! The last two put me over the lol edge. I want a coffee mug that says that!

Professor Chaos said...

Bravo! Take a bow!

Missy George said...

LOL..Didn't take long!!!..LOVE the last one.. Joy your weekend..

Magaly Guerrero said...

I believe that I don't have to do any core exercises today. After laughing this hard, I doubt my stomach muscles can take more. I'm totally stealing the snow angles.

Kirk said...

All very funny. But I like the first one best. Not because it made me laugh the hardest (that was Bizarro Jesus), but because of all the thought that must have went into it.

e said...

Another round of hilarity! Thanks for the morning funnies, D!

Willym said...

Since I seem to be in a Greek mood (oh grow up!) this past week loved the tailor joke: ρωθώνισμα! κρυφό γέλιο!

Ol'Buzzard said...

I o'punned your blog excitedly.
The Ol'Buzzard

Ur-spo said...

Oh these are groaners indeed.

Insomniac's Attic said...

I think the Roomba one is my fave. That and Snow Angles. Stolen or not - well done, Debra! 😂💜❄️

Infidel753 said...

Hey, sexuality has always been part of humor. And puns. No harm in indulging in that. We're all grown-ups here, at least chronologically.

Magic Love Crow said...

Debra, you always please! LOL! I can't stop laughing and smiling! Thank you!!

Sunshineshelle said...

Ohhh I have been missing you... freaking fabulous! Gotta share your zen pussy too :)

Ole Phat Stu said...

You heard the Minator Song ?
A maze in Greece...

Debra She Who Seeks said...

@ Ole Phat Stu -- I can't comment on your blog or respond by email, so I'll just say it here -- GROAN! That's a good one!

mshatch said...

Yup, Camel Tow is pretty bad, but I liked Meow :)

Guillaume said...

Ouch!

Rommy said...

My father-in-law's favorite pun is the Euripides one. :D

Jono said...

I think I let out a terminal groan!

The Glossychic said...

Ha ha! so funny, when the the the world turns into smoke and fire I hope smokers will not run too, because they started it. Ha ha!
The Glossychic
Wonder Cottage

Liz Hinds said...

I've copied the Ancient Greek one onto Facebook. It made me laugh too much.

The others are so good too. How do people come up with these?

I don't understand camel tow though.

Susan said...

I snorted through the entire list - and I think I must have that cup in the last one.

Hena Tayeb said...

hahaha these are all so funny

https://henatayeb.blogspot.com

baili said...

the expressions of baby made me laugh loud

thank you for nonstop laughter
they are needed indeed

stay blessed my friend
hugs!

JACKIESUE said...

thank you so much for the shout out..I'm looking for more puns all the time..