Tuesday, 29 January 2019

Hollywood's Next Blockbuster!


Hello, HER ROYAL HIGHNESS the cat here.

Just dropping by to tell you all about my NEW CAREER! With the success of the #MEOWTOO movement in Hollywood, CATS are FINALLY being given an EQUAL CHANCE. And so, I've now achieved my DREAM of becoming a powerful MOVIE MOGUL!

And you lucky humans are the FIRST to get this special SNEAK PEEK at my forthcoming BLOCKBUSTER movie! Yes, it's a REMAKE of an older movie, but now it's SO MUCH BETTER!







This next ACTION SHOT just brings TEARS to my eyes. Isn't EVERYTHING improved with cats? Yes, yes it is. And this PROVES it.


[Thanks to Leeanna of Can We Have a New Witch Ours Melted for suggesting the subject-matter of this post! And thanks to Magaly of Magaly Guerrero for providing the gif of HRH!]

39 comments:

anne marie in philly said...

my 3 girls agree with you, HRH.

and that kitty licking that man's cheek...wish I was in that kitty's place...

Bob Slatten said...

My cats would like a chance to audition for the film.

mxtodis123 said...

It's definitely going to be a hit.

jaz@octoberfarm said...

this would be the W's favorite movie!

The Happy Whisk said...

Ha! I like the one that's kissing his face.

Rommy said...

OMG... the cat chasing the plastic ball... I die... :D

Moving with Mitchell said...

A star is born... Or is that hatched?

LL Cool Joe said...

That first gif cracked me up. Love it!

Harry Hamid said...

I hate CGI in movies, and using cats would keep that from being necessary, so I love it already. Plus, cats and people running in fear.

mistress maddie said...

You must be good to be working from the beyond. I hear the sequal to aquaman might be looking for water stunt cats.

jono said...

It'll be a bx office smash hit!

Jill said...

Lol, too cute! I bet it would be a big hit ;-)

Blessings,
Jill

Miss Val's Creations said...

I love the kitten beating on the dinosaur!

DEZMOND said...

remakes do only make sense with cats!

Willym said...

A blockbuster for sure... and the sequel - there has to be a sequel - will do even better!

Leanna said...

You have got to use that throne gif everytime you have HRH post for you. It's awesome!

Carol Blackburn said...

Thanks for the laughs today! I needed that. Be blessed.

Guillaume said...

We need more cats in our lives and on the big screen too.

Adam said...

Purassic Park

Bea said...

Hahaha. What Adam said.

Joanne Noragon said...

Oh, no. You needed my cat at 3 this morning. The screen door unlatched and crashed back and forth with unholy bangs and crashes. I found the cat on full alert in the middle of the kitchen floor, to see if the monster 1) would attack, and 2) if he could take it on or should retreat. He did not accompany me to the door, to fasten it.

mshatch said...

I have a cat who'd be perfect in one of the male lead roles...altho he may need to lose a pound or two...

:)

Marie Smith said...

Lol. Great fun!

Kirk said...

Now you know the real reason dinosaurs went extinct.

Martha said...

HAHAHA! Hilarious :) The dinosaurs don't stand a chance.

Old Lurker said...

Oh, that kitten fighting the dinosaur looks terrified. Poor thing.

There is good precedent for HRH's casting decisions, of course. Let us not forget the cinematic masterpiece that is Team America: World Police: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n6VnPAkDyiM

Rawknrobyn.blogspot.com said...

Haha, #Meowtoo movement. You've outdone yourself HRH. And that's a challenging thing to do.
For you, I have the utmost of respect.

baili said...

what a wonderfully fun post dear Debra!!!!!!!!!!

enjoyed it sooo much

don't you agree that cats take not much effort to turn into evil ?

sounds great idea and yes it will be a blockbuster indeed

JP said...

That last clip had me in hysterics almost as much as the Mumbai comment above. Do they supply cats?
JP

Missy George said...

The last one why would anybody terrorize that poor cat like that..HRH needs to look into that.if she can spare time from her new career.
Fun post!!

holli said...

Too funny!! I am highly allergic to cats but this movie is destined to Pawspur!! Will it be released on a Caturday? LOl Ok no more awful puns...

JACKIESUE said...

Dexter would be so down with this..

e said...

Jurassic Kitten -- oh, how I love HRH!!! She really is the cat's meow!

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

Sounds like a winner to me. But watch out for those Hollywood vultures.

^.^ said...

Omggheezuzkristsuperstar … thank you for making me smile today, friend D … Much love, cat.

Magaly Guerrero said...

I can't wait to watch the new classic. I bet dinosaurs are shaking in their clawed feet, and a few are probably shaking their tiny hands in futile outrage and defeat. HRH looks glorious. I recognized her right away. :-D

Ol'Buzzard said...

Must see this movie
the Ol'Buzzard

Fundy Blue said...

Absolutely loved this post, Debra! The GIF of HRH was purrfect. My favorite was the kitty licking BC as he tries to calm a velociraptor.

Magic Love Crow said...

Fantastic!!! I am smiling!! I am really smiling! LOL! Love this post! Love the GIF of HRH!!!!