Don't get an upset stomach, but it's time
for some gastronomic puns and word play!
As an appetizer, how about
a nice fruit 'n veggie tray?
Or would you prefer some bread and cheese instead?
Next, the pasta course -- mangia, mangia!
And then, the protein course --
Whatever you eat, don't forget the condiments!
I hope everyone saved room for dessert!
This next dessert is so good, it ought to be illegal!
I trust this post has been a revelation to you all.
[And as usual, a special shout-out of thanks to Jackiesue at Yellowdog Granny, who always finds and posts good pun memes for me to steal!]