Friday, 23 August 2019

Food for Thought

Don't get an upset stomach, but it's time
for some gastronomic puns and word play!

As an appetizer, how about
a nice fruit 'n veggie tray?





Or would you prefer some bread and cheese instead?




Next, the pasta course -- mangia, mangia!



And then, the protein course --




Whatever you eat, don't forget the condiments!



I hope everyone saved room for dessert!




This next dessert is so good, it ought to be illegal!


I trust this post has been a revelation to you all.


[And as usual, a special shout-out of thanks to Jackiesue at Yellowdog Granny, who always finds and posts good pun memes for me to steal!]

45 comments:

anne marie in philly said...

a good way to start the weekend. and I want the guy behind the 'stache glass!

Marie Smith said...

Lol. Priceless!

mxtodis123 said...

These are cute. Love the vegetarian one. LOL!!!

coffeeontheporchwithme said...

Ughhhh, groan, eyeroll... (however, I do have Annie Lennox singing in my head after that cheese one). -Jenn

Frank said...

Groan....it's 6 am.

baili said...

haha great treat to my evening dear Debra
thank you so much for constant smile as each pick is hilarious :)))

you are excellent at humorous posting indeed my friend !

Bob said...

"Mother warned me not to marry a sourdough."

Bwahahahahahaha

Linda said...

Annie Lennox for the next few hours thanks to you. Ah well, everybody's looking for something.

bobbie said...

Thanks for the great big belly laugh this morning!!!

Susan said...

Every one of them is wonderful! Thank you for the laughs!!

Kirk said...

That first one made me laugh right off, and then I just kept on laughing.

Sooo-this-is-me said...

I just had a good laugh, these were great Debra! Number two is pretty cute when you think of the effort put into it!

Old Lurker said...

Pretty sure that's not iceberg lettuce. Doesn't iceberg lettuce curl up into a tasteless watery ball? (Oh grow up!) But I suppose that identifying the vegetable correctly would cause no joke to romaine.

Debra She Who Seeks said...

@ Old Lurker -- Oooooo, masterfully done, I mean, pun!

Deedles said...

I love Old Lurker! I was thinking the same thing, but not in clever pun form! All of these are terrific, Debra. I am a sucker for a good limerick or a bad pun :) I absolutely don't know why I got the biggest chuckle from Shrimp on the Barbie! It must be the visuals and my loathing of that doll.

Rain said...

Ha ha ha ha...oh my gosh that made me laugh! Breakfast at Epiphany's...totally hilarious. Great post Debra! I wish I had a pun to add to it, but I'm still giggling...

DEZMOND said...

OMG I've just seen today a meme on Facebook on molasses which asks what do they do with the rest of moles! Took me five seconds to get it LOL

^.^ said...

Dat was pun, friend D … I see that pun was had by all :) Happy week end. Love, cat.

brewella deville said...

You could just say the manatee has gone romaine, never to come home no more.

Leanna said...

Okay, these were great. You are a master.

Parnassus said...

Hello Debra, All great, and the bread one reminded me of the Japanese cartoon Kogepan, about a burned bread roll who is depressed because he is not as pretty as the other breads. I think all the episodes are on YouTube.
--Jim

Joanne Noragon said...

A palm sundae slam dunk to you, too.

Professor Chaos said...

Standing ovation.

Janie Junebug said...

Made me smile! My favorite is Grapes of Wrath.

Love,
Janie

Adam said...

We don't have enough minutes for puns, thyme is money.

LL Cool Joe said...

Haha great set of memes. Great to see you back!

peppylady (Dora) said...

doughtnut shop is best one.
Coffee is on

Powdered Toast Man said...

the seagull/bagel one is my favorite dad joke.

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

I still hate the puns. Krusty the Clown called them the lowest form of comedy and I agree with him.

Moving with Mitchell said...

These puns are so bad they're good. By the way, our local bakery recently burned down. The poor owner's business is toast.

This N That said...

Lot's of groans in there.."Shrimp on the Barbie"...Some goodies too!! Thanks for sharing..Hope you having a good weekend..

Carol Blackburn said...

Funny thing, now I'm hungry.

Ol'Buzzard said...

they say that puns are the lowest form of humor - but I love them.
the Ol'Buzzard

Magaly Guerrero said...

I like my carbs like I like my humor--saucy.

Anne Johnson said...

Breakfast at Epiphany's ... almost dropped my computer.

mshatch said...

you know, opening a bakery next to a marijuana dispensary isn't a bad idea...Just sayin'
:)

Lady M said...

I would like to have breakfast at Epiphanys.

Ur-spo said...

Such pun-ishment.

e said...

Love these! Some groaners, of course, but some true LOLZ!

Kay G. said...

You know the folks who groan over puns? I'm not one of them, I always think they're funny! Thanks for these. Raisin awareness! I heard that before, must have been through the grapevine.😄

Rommy said...

I snickered too hard at these. I love terrible puns.

Barbara said...

Absolutely great collection. I wanted to publish all of them to facebook but I was afraid my f&F would think I lost it, Hahahaha

Liz Hinds said...

Epiphanies and iceberg have to be my favourites I think but they all made me smile.

Fundy Blue said...

LOL ~ But now I've got Annie Lennox stuck in my head!

Magic Love Crow said...

Thank you Debra!!!! I'm smiling! Big Hugs!