This is a pretty standard gingerbread house -- but what's that in the corner of the yard? Why, the gingerbread house nutrition label, of course! We found this label on a goofy Hallmark card, thought it was hilarious and so incorporated it into our house design for that year. Here's what the label says:
Nutrition Facts
Serving Size: 5 Bites
Servings Per House: 3550
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Amount Per Serving:
Calories: 1200
Calories from Fat: 1150
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Total Fat: 195 g (%Daily Value: 300%)
Saturated Fat: 40 g (% Daily Value: 200%)
Trans Fat: 120 g (% Daily Value: 600%)
Cholesterol: 1200 mg (% Daily Value: 400%)
Sodium: 4800 mg (% Daily Value: 200%)
Total Carbohydrate: 1650 g (% Daily Value: 550%)
Dietary Fibre: 0 g
Sugar: 8000 g
Protein: 1 g
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Vitamin A: 0%
Vitamin C: 0%
Calcium: 0%
Iron: 0%
25 comments:
Who knew a diabetic coma could look so enticing.
Hysterical addition. lol.
But, does anyone eat them, anyway? :-)
Gingerbread Houses are also a source for the all important Laughter/Merriment/Smiles ~ Each house contains 100% of a person's daily requirement!
Yummy! hahaha
But it has protein!
I'd have to get a bigger sports bra for sure...!!! LOL!!!
I just read this very dark fairy tale book that you probably would love, perhaps...called "The Book of Lost Things" and they have a very different version of "hansel and gretel" that has lead me to think much differently about gingerbread houses. I wonder if people think about the witch and those little brats when we eat gingerbread houses, which I love btw :)
That is absolutely brilliant!
Cheers!
Yikes!! Do not eat that house. Thanks for your visit...
MMM MMM now you are talking me language!
too funny... love the addition adorable house
Well, there is that 1 gram of protein...
Yikes, that definitely TMI!!! LOL, great house!
No dietary fibre? Who'd have thought it?! :o(
Sounds like my kinda fun!!!
And I thought it was a creative doormat!
well, hell.....give me one of them.
I am hiding this blog from the three females with whom I live. You are an evil person D :-)
Look, but don't touch!
Good evening Debra! I arrived home from work to find my package arrived all safe and sound!
Thank you!
Thank you again...
Evan [14 year old] is excited too, he is my labyrinth buddy.
Take care!
Lois
And I thought it was purely for decoration...you mean you can eat these things???
ha ha!! I love the nutrition label idea! Those houses are gorgeous!
I wanna see a bacon house just once. the strips would make great logs I'm thinking.
Is it wrong to want to live in there?
Only 5 bites per serving? I would need at least a wall or two...but then I would become a house myself!
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