Friday, 21 October 2016
HRH's Halloween Post
Hello, it's me -- everyone's FAVOURITE dead cat, Her Royal Highness, back from The Afterlife AGAIN to do my annual Halloween post! My hard-of-hearing and mostly-useless human FINALLY heard me meowing from across THE VEIL and let me in so I could use her computer.
Cats LOVE Halloween. It's the ONE holiday where we get some RESPECT. Of course, it helps that we just look SO DARN GOOD associated with all things spooky or pumpkinish!
By the way, this next photo is the VERY FAB Halloween costume which I DESIGNED for my human this year. As you can see, her bodice has MY lovely face on it. Don't read TOO much into the bloody throat/necklace imagery though. I would NEVER hurt my human by slashing her like that. Besides, it's a well-known fact that cats always eat the EYEBALLS first. Yes, I know the picture doesn't actually SHOW her eyeballs. Don't read too much into that either. SHEESH, YOU PEOPLE!
Anyway, have a HAPPY HALLOWEEN, everyone!
See ya 'round the blogosphere the NEXT time I can access a computer!