Wednesday 6 June 2018

Bitches Get Shit Done!


That's right! Bitches have been getting shit done ever since way back in the day when Betsy Ross sewed the first American flag!


Our operatives are everywhere!


When you least expect it, an operative will reveal herself and strike a blow for Truth and Justice!


Young or old, we get it done!


Bitches are always sassy too!


SASSY!


34 comments:

Bob said...

Funny ...cuz it'strue.

"Lesbionage." =0

anne marie in philly said...

miss richfield 1981 and "betsy ross" are sitting in the garden of the betsy ross house right here in philly!

gay or str8, we bitches get shit done right the first time! WE ARE WOMEN HEAR US ROAR!

mxtodis123 said...

Here in the states we have taken a step backwards...for now. But changes are to come. Women must lead the way.

Sooo-this-is-me said...

Lol, those are hilarious! People always keep saying "don't stereotype, don't stereotype" but whenever I ask my lesbian friends or relatives what they want for Christmas or birthdays, they always say gift cards from Home Depot!

Marie Smith said...

Lol. Love the llama analogy!

Joanne Noragon said...

Orcasoup goes deep.

jaz@octoberfarm said...

lesbionage...gotta find a way to work that into tonight's dinner conversation.

brewella deville said...

Why do I get the feeling Anonymous's brother-in-law would prefer life with a llama than spending one more minute with his wife?

Having empathy for, and being cool with, other people... those two things are literally the least we as human beings can do, and yet some people choose to put so much energy into being jerks.

Winter Moon Books said...

Haha, fantastic! I love the Barbies quote...straight from the mouths of babes. The men in a tub, those comments, ha! I'm going to need a bigger bath. ♥♥♥

Kirk said...

Funny stuff!

Rawknrobyn.blogspot.com said...

If I only had a choice. Damn. Bitches are the best.

DEZMOND said...

gaygent and lesbionage LOL

Snap said...

Saw the title of your post and thought "Amen"!!!!!!!!!!!!

Leanna said...

That lesbionage got me smiling and the last one crystal queer made me laugh. All the them were great.

Bob Johns said...

Oh that Llama one is goooooood!

Anonymous said...

Crystal queer - oh my gosh, I almost spit out my drink. l love it! Hmm, how can I possibly find a way to work that into a conversation? ;p

Elsie

MrsDuncanMahogany said...

Ahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa the aunt and the grandma!!

Martha said...

LOL... The llama...and the argument with the aunt! HAHAHA

Jennifer said...

....and then bombard her with llama photos....

That made me laugh so hard! I love them all, actually!

Guillaume said...

I kissed a girl and later on she turned out to be a lesbian. But for the record it had nothing to do with me kissing her. No siree no.

Adam said...

Every girl dreams of finding the perfect Llama. She might flirt with an alpaca or two, but she knows what's right for her.

Janie Junebug said...

When our kids were growing up, we played Life (the game). I always had my little pink person marry another little pink person. It made my ex-husband crazy. hahahahahahahaha

Love,
Janie

Professor Chaos said...

You may be right about the llamas, though. I've only met a couple, shouldn't rule them out entirely.

The Happy Whisk said...

I love, love, love the fly swatter.

Fundy Blue said...

These all tickled my funny bone, Debra, but I loved the llama one best. The younger generation gives me hope that the world will get better. Take care!

Moving with Mitchell said...

That "llama" advice made my day!!!

baili said...

haha you rock with your amazing sense of humor dear Debra!!!

enjoyed the grandma one most :)

i truly have respect for everyone's opinion and choice here because there is no pretending at all

^.^ said...

I am bi lingual but not that bi lingual, friend D ... Love, cat.

OmaLindasOldeBaggsandStuftShirts said...

the llama advice is the best............love it

This N That said...

Llama is a hoot..crystal queer and Barbies are great too..Where do you come up with this stuff?? You don't have to answer that!!!

Connie in Hartwood said...

Women do, indeed, lead the way.

Magaly Guerrero said...

I must use that llama reasoning. Bwahhahaha!

Magic Love Crow said...

Love them all! LOL!

AntiquityTravelers said...

perhaps a llama farm where you can line them up and pick just the right one?