I'm with the first one, if farts are ever not funny, then I will gleefully welcome the apocalypse and help to usher it in. You can act ashamed all you want, but may this post be your most popular of all time.
Having boys has taught me that nothing is funnier than farting. Even when they started dating, they wanted someone they could "Break The Barrier" with and feel comfortable:
That 'kitty' is so cute! I raised a husband and two sons. I was constantly surrounded by butt clouds. They got such a kick out of leg lifting near me while in public. I'd just wait until we were in a moving car, and returned the favor. They could dish it out but not take it.
My dad loved fart jokes!! He even had one of those fart machines that he could plant on people and then push button from next room and fart sound will come out. He loved that prank!!
There was a girl in my class, more than 60 years ago, who farted all the time … I can still remember everything about her even though we moved shortly afterwards and I've never seen her since.
David always does the Shatner meme thing every time I poot. I should have given you the one about when women fart, they emit the scent of roses with a shot of glitter and the giggle of unicorns. No wonder I'm always having to scrub glitter out of my underwear.
LMAO!!! I grew up in a very 'windy' family... Mom always did little continuous poots when out shopping, and dad did the same when we'd all go for a bike ride. Nothing better than a good fart!
What has happened to us that subjects like this are no longer considered bad manners, rude, crude, disgusting and shows lack of social discipline.? Some things should remain private and this is certainly one of them. Shame on all of you who have such low class.
To fart or not to fart, that is the question Whether 'tis nobler in the ass to suffer The rectal pressure of upbuilding gases Or blast them forth into the air of others And by such farting, gas them?
Haha! I spent more than two decades teaching third grade boys. Nobody loves all things farting more than third grade boys. I used to get a kick out of reading Roald Dahl's "The BFG" aloud, especially the runs on "whizzpopping." Actually I loved reading all of that book aloud and others by Roald Dahl. He was a genius of a children's writer! Have a good one!
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LMAOOO
oh I got the hiccups.
farts are ALWAYS funny! period!
I'm with the first one, if farts are ever not funny, then I will gleefully welcome the apocalypse and help to usher it in. You can act ashamed all you want, but may this post be your most popular of all time.
It's just our bodies letting off a little steam...a release valve 💨
That last one.
Uh huh.
And yet here I am .... commenting!
Loved this. Gave me quite a chuckle. Would you believe my crazy family has a fart and burp group on Messenger? They have so much fun.
There is more room on the outside, than the inside.
Here it's called British humour.
Love the new kitten.
Having boys has taught me that nothing is funnier than farting. Even when they started dating, they wanted someone they could "Break The Barrier" with and feel comfortable:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_zS-3ofyo8
Elsie
I go with first one
How can you avoid people 's gastric issues dear
Well now, that's one way to start my day......LMAO
That 'kitty' is so cute! I raised a husband and two sons. I was constantly surrounded by butt clouds. They got such a kick out of leg lifting near me while in public. I'd just wait until we were in a moving car, and returned the favor. They could dish it out but not take it.
The blogging shan't stop. As long as you keep on sharing grave farts.
My dad loved fart jokes!! He even had one of those fart machines that he could plant on people and then push button from next room and fart sound will come out. He loved that prank!!
Love anything Monty Python! Keep it coming!
Love these! We are NEVER too old for a good fart or a good fart joke!
There was a girl in my class, more than 60 years ago, who farted all the time … I can still remember everything about her even though we moved shortly afterwards and I've never seen her since.
Love the cinnamon festive bear. Now that would be an improvement.
Lest we forget:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDVrmSEZEKg
David always does the Shatner meme thing every time I poot. I should have given you the one about when women fart, they emit the scent of roses with a shot of glitter and the giggle of unicorns. No wonder I'm always having to scrub glitter out of my underwear.
OMG that's the cutest new kitten!
OMG, that Daffy Duck meme!
LMAO!!! I grew up in a very 'windy' family... Mom always did little continuous poots when out shopping, and dad did the same when we'd all go for a bike ride.
Nothing better than a good fart!
Haha! Great ending to the post!
Farts never lose their ability to amuse.
"I fart cinnamon" - what great name for a blog. I almost want to make another blog with that title. Flavorful but not too much.
What has happened to us that subjects like this are no longer considered bad manners, rude, crude, disgusting and shows lack of social discipline.? Some things should remain private and this is certainly one of them. Shame on all of you who have such low class.
When all else fails: a fart joke.
the Ol'Buzzard
Well that was a gas....
Note to Kirk: BEST fart scene EVER!!! I laughed so hard, I hurt myself!
Another good fart scene ~ right at the very end of "A Knight's Tale"
I can't believe how much I fart on plane journeys. It never fails to amuse me, not sure the person in the seat next to me finds it so amusing.
Dear Anonymous … This one is for you. Love, cat. https://www.youtube.com/embed/epjrWjo9ZMY?rel=0&controls=0&showinfo=0
Wife's fart scared the cat the other night.
Better out than in. That’s what I say...
JP
Uneffing believable. Especially #1. Now I'm outta here.
Trust me, this blog could go way lower. You are adorable when you are trying to be edgy.
Haha. And lots and lots of comments too.
To fart or not to fart, that is the question
Whether 'tis nobler in the ass to suffer
The rectal pressure of upbuilding gases
Or blast them forth into the air of others
And by such farting, gas them?
Hey Debra,
I looked at this post right down to the bottom. Thanks for the flatulence.
Take care, eh.
Gary 😀
Lol and it seems any time you are around little kids it gets so much funnier ;-) Have a great weekend!
blessings,
Jill
The last one! HAHA And here I am commenting :)
Everybody has to breathe!
While reading your post, I've come to the conclusion that farts, much like yawns, are catchy! Oops......ooooooOOOOOOO
LOL..Pretty stinky post..Love the kitten..Have a good weekend..
Lol, must be a Canadian thing this week, I posted about having to go number two at work, we are so classy Debra!!! Lol
It smells in here.
Haha! I spent more than two decades teaching third grade boys. Nobody loves all things farting more than third grade boys. I used to get a kick out of reading Roald Dahl's "The BFG" aloud, especially the runs on "whizzpopping." Actually I loved reading all of that book aloud and others by Roald Dahl. He was a genius of a children's writer! Have a good one!
Grandma always said, "If they're not paying rent - kick 'em out!"
Here it's just British humour.
LOL! As I always say, you are brilliant! LOL! Again, I can't stop smiling and laughing! LOL! Thanks Debra!! Big Hugs!
The one from the grave...reminds me of grandma's story that begins, "You don't know nothing yet...even after you're dead, you don't know nothing..."
Hahahahaha. I just took the kitty one to post on my MeWe. Thank you. So funny. I love me some good fart cartoons. Big fan.
I will never not laugh at fart jokes.
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