Friday, 30 July 2021

NSFW, You Say?


Oh yes, I know what YOU PEOPLE
REALLY LIKE in a blog post.


You're not fooling ANYONE.

The GUTTER is precisely where
you, me and everyone else 
all WANT to be!

No matter how PRIM and PROPER
we may PRETEND we are!



We are always ready
to POUNCE on anything
the least bit SALACIOUS.


We can see SEXUAL INNUENDO
anywhere, if we TRY hard enough!





Of course, SOME sexual humour
JUST WRITES ITSELF!




SORRY, folks,
that's ALL for NOW,
you SEX FIENDS!

45 comments:

Travel said...

Thanks, I needed that

Boud said...

These were truly shocking. Shocking.

Marcia LaRue said...

Nothing wrong with a little sex before breakfast! Even for a single old lady!! LOL

Bob said...

Giggles and guffaws? Check! Ready to start my day.

Mistress Maddie said...

LMAO!!!! Yes we can be a dirty bunch......

Miss Val's Creations said...

Haha! It is so funny how our brain works when we see or read certain things!

DVArtist said...

All good ones. I needed a giggle this morning.

Doctor Z said...

“We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.”

― Oscar Wilde, Lady Windermere's Fan

Ahem ... what lovely stars you have! hehehehe ...

Sixpence Notthewiser said...

Hahahahah
oh I love dirty humor this witty!
RETINAL!!!

LMAOOOO

XOXO

Old Lurker said...

Honestly. Your readership is as pure as the driven snow. Half of them probably have the vapors right now. If your readers suffer from any urges at all, it is to read more posts about the names of your sportsball teams (but not the ones where the players wear tight pants).

Leanna said...

Oh, my Goddess!! These are fandamntastic!!
I stole the Jalapenis sign and the dog and his "bone" these are just too great.

Deedles said...

These are hilarious and I love them all! Now about that last meme. The wording. Male penis? Is there any other kind? Have I been missing out on something pruriently interesting? Dirty minds want to know!

Moving with Mitchell said...

First: I’m now craving jalapenis chicken poopers! (And I ain’t no jala back girl!

Second: Where do I sign up for that retractable penis?

bobbie said...

Love these! Especially the one about the little girl singing in to the vibrator!

Janie Junebug said...

Hilarious! Who doesn't need rectal photography?

Love,
Janie

Parnassus said...

My favorite was the Regency Adult Sites.
--Jim

Tundra Bunny said...

That squirrel sure looks like he's up to something... maybe free rectal photography in his home?

And now I have that *#!(^% children's rhyme stuck in my head: knick-knack, paddy-whack, give the dog a bone!

Thanks, Sporticus!

Mike said...

Great collection. How did we only duplicate one? And I'll leave my post comment here for the one we duplicated.
"I wish rectal photography was free. I have to pay for mine. And the day before I have to drink gallons of nasty liquid."

Adam said...

I worked at Publix and literally saw those straw cups. Definitely not photoshppped

Yvonne said...

This is so terribly funny, in such a terrible way :)

Joanne Noragon said...

Too many favorites to name one. Well, how about....

Marie Smith said...

Love those squirrels!

peppylady (Dora) said...

Once again great meme.
Coffee is on and stay safe

Linda said...

The squirrel really looks like he's saying none of your business lol!

Valerie said...

Totally wonderful!

Susan said...

You know us so well....

Jennifer said...

Hee hee hee. Not a bad one in the bunch!

pam nash said...

rectal - retinal so close yet so far away. Goods ones all.

Guillaume said...

Oh the corruption of the innocent!

The Blog Fodder said...

The squirrel and the sippy cup just slayed me

This N That said...

OMG !!! Love the dog..still laughing.

Linda said...

My stomach hurts from laughing.....boy I needed that!

Fundy Blue said...

LOL, Debra! You never fail, my friend!

Kirk said...

That's actually a pretty smug expression on Buzz's face, but then, it looks like he's got good reason to be.

Martha said...

BAHAHAHA! The one with the squirrel and the last one...those two are my favourites!

Busy Bee Suz said...

The "daddy" Long legs and then the dog with the bone in its mouth. I'm dying!

Ur-spo said...

they were all good and each one made me smile.

Katrina said...

I've just stumbled across your blog and I'm now laughing so hard 😂 thanks for that!

Rommy said...

Bwahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahha! I lost some good tea laughing at these, madam!

Barbara said...

The vibrator is to to funny

Magic Love Crow said...

I love them all, especially the squirrel! LOL! Thanks Deb! LOL!

yellowdoggranny said...

oh that last one....hahahahahha

DB Stewart said...

HA! I hadn't thought about "Daddy" Long-legs before. Brilliant.

e said...

So many LOLZ!!! Thank you, Debra, for the entertaining tour of the gutter!

Sue Bursztynski said...

A fun way for me to end the week, especially the Regency sites! Thanks, Debra.