Wednesday, 24 November 2021

It's NSFW Smut Time Again!

Oh, I know what
kind of posts
YOU PEOPLE 
really want.










Catering to you people's
TWISTED SENSE OF HUMOUR 
is going to result in 
DIRE CONSEQUENCES 
for me someday, I know. 

BUT YOU'RE WELCOME!




35 comments:

Richard said...

Haha.

Boud said...

69% of people! The road that passes a local state college was route 69. It's now route 31. DOT sick of having to replace the signs which ended up in dorm rooms.

Tasker Dunham said...

There was someone at school who looked down a microscope for the first time and blurted out "Hey, look at all these orgasms."

Mistress Maddie said...

And you know I love me some good smut! My favorite? Don't speak more passion!!!! Lol!!! And I apologise now if you don't get in heaven.

Sixpence Notthewiser said...

Hahahahaha
OMG I got the Roof Access one! LOL I'm so doomed.
And I did learn to kiss like that using the same technique. No shame.

XOXO

Bob said...

The cat trying to get into heaven slayed.

But the beaters? Yes!

baili said...

i had blast with the cat trying to get in heaven hahahaha YOU ROCK dear Debra

i hope God accepted the explanation lol

i enjoyed all ,thank you for laughs
hugs and blessings!

jaz@octoberfarm said...

men are always getting lost especially when it comes to finding roof access.

Cederq said...

A goodly dose of smut today! I learned to kiss too with scarfing the mixer blades too...

Travel said...

Thanks I needed that!

Pilar said...

Lol! Happy Thanksgiving!

Marcia LaRue said...

It is easier for us to find the stairwell then it is for certain other folks!!
These are all terrific ... a great read and some good laughs on this Thanksgiving Eve!!!
Hope everyone has a wonderful, satisfying, day tomorrow!!

Lady M said...

Sooner or later, this blog with need the adult content warning. Especially with words like masturbate! That was my favorite meme btw. That and the map showing how men cannot locate the stairs.

Leanna said...

BWAAHAHAHAAAHAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAA! That last one is me. I just know it with all the atheist memes on Sunday that I post.

Mike said...

We're men. We have to check the whole roof. It's our job. But if we find a leak, we're in the wrong place.

Rawknrobyn.blogspot.com said...

Oh Debra, that roof access one got a raucous cackle from me!
Love this.

Linda said...

laughed so hard my stomach hurt......
You can't hold hands with God.....hahahhahhaha

Tundra Bunny said...

Talk about a Freudian slip on the xerox machine, LOL!

Moving with Mitchell said...

Thanks. I needed some good smut. “Thank for your copulation.”

e said...

Oh, that stair access! That made me lol for realz! Well, they all did. And, so nice to know that god is an out and proud older gay man. Cheers!

The Blog Fodder said...

It's just the cat and trying to get into heaven.

Susan Kane said...

Thanks for a giggling day. Excellent.

Barbara said...

Hahaha.

Kirk said...

My favorite is the "I'm on a budget..."

I also second what e said.

G. B. Miller said...

Somehow, I can actually picture a cat directing a few movie scenes.

Thanks for the morning chuckle. :D

Adam said...

Funny ones

This N That said...

Lol..always something suggerstive when you are around..Happy Thanksgiving..

DVArtist said...

ha ha ha some goods one for sure.

Ur-spo said...

I did not know about the plastic six pack hack - groovy !

Ol'Buzzard said...

I am definitely in the 69.
the Ol'Buzzard

Cederq said...

Please lift your feet in the gutter so I may flow past... of course I like crude humor... helps make the world go around.

Cederq said...

jaz@octoberfarm, being an old retired nurse, I do know where the roof access is and I never get lost...

Rommy said...

Budget bondage had me rolling!

Linda said...

Those handcuffs on a budget are actually a clever idea!

yellowdoggranny said...

I love this so much