Wednesday 12 January 2022

HRH, Purrsonal Shopper


You will no doubt be pleased to hear that 
Her Royal Highness the Cat has added 
yet another service to her 
ever burgeoning career portfolio.

Since no one, and I mean NO ONE, 
knows (and expects) the finer things in life 
like she does, HRH has decided to become 

A Purrsonal Shopper.

For a modest hefty fee, she will buy 
the most extravagant gifts 
for any person you choose and 
charge them to your credit card.

I discovered that my sister (of ALL people) 
had been taken in by HRH's new scheme 
marketing genius this Christmas
when I received the following 
lovely gifts from her --




Notice any COMMON THEME among the gifts?

Perhaps a closer examination 
of those tarot cards
will reveal the mystery . . . .


Of course, I just love these gifts
but if HRH ever gets to know that,
she'll be even MORE insufferable
than she already IS!


38 comments:

Rosemary said...

Your sister has gifted you with some very thoughtful and generous gifts - I particularly like the slippers, they look so very warm and cosy.

Marie Smith said...

I love those slippers!

Bob said...

I'll give HRH this, she has great taste.

Mistress Maddie said...

Uh hummmmm, I think your right Debs...HRH had her paws all over this!!

But you have to admit those slippers look toasty.

pam nash said...

Oh I like that tarot deck -- and the houseshoes -- and the kitchen towels. HRH obviously gives good advise.

Travel said...

I laughed at "death" and "the devil" I agree, maybe I am part cat.

Boud said...

Those slippers are the cat's meow!

bobbie said...

Lovely morning smiles! Mine don't have the cat, but I have those slippers ~ they are wonderfully warm and will hold up for years!
Enjoy ~

JM said...

What amazingly lovely and thoughtful gifts!!

NanaDiana said...

OMG! I love it. It would be a dogfest here now as I no longer have a kitty. But..my Scruffy has wonderful (expensive) tastes. He has his own toybox and more treats than I ever had stashed.

I LOVE all those gifts...especially the slippers and the Tarot cards! They are all PURRfect gifts- xo Diana

Rawknrobyn.blogspot.com said...

Hahaha. What a pesky diva felonious feline you have there!
Well, I'm truly glad she has good taste. We've both benefited from that.
Those slipper shoes are flat-out adorable. We mustn't tell HRH this, though, she'd be even more narcissistic. As if that's possible.

Such fun. Enjoy your cat toys!
You're very deserving.

Moving with Mitchell said...

I would love all those gifts! Although I don’t DO Tarot, the art is delightful. Do you suppose I can get those slippers in a size 48/49 for SG?

Parnassus said...

Hello Debra, That Devil card has got to be the clear winner here, although the towels and slippers might get more actual use.
--Jim

Tundra Bunny said...

That Captain America Sam Wilson action figure WAS a tough act to follow, so perhaps your sister was an easy target for HRH's influence? I would imagine that HRH is fed up with your Marvel Universe obsession -- less of your time spent in worship of her must be a severe blow to HRH's ego, LOL!

Sixpence Notthewiser said...

I want that Cat Tarot.
Gimme!
Take my moneeeyyyyy


XOXO

Her Royal Highness said...

@ Rawknrobyn -- What is this "narcissism" of which you speak? You humans are so amusing!

Her Royal Highness said...

@ Moving With Mitchell -- Pay my Finders Fee and I can get you anything in any size! Take that how you want.

Her Royal Highness said...

@ Tundra Bunny -- Yes, you're absolutely right. My human's sister is thinking of staging an intervention to deal with her Marvel addiction/obsession. I might even participate in that for FREE, that's how sick I am of hearing about "Steve this and Bucky that."

Lady M said...

Those slippers are fabulous. You are showing some good taste HRH!

Debra She Who Seeks said...

@ Her Royal Highness -- My sister is planning WHAT? No way, no effin' way! I'M NOT ADDICTED. I'M NOT OBSESSED. I CAN QUIT FANFICS ANY TIME I WANT! Jeez, the nerve of her. And you, HRH! Aiding and abetting her! I won't forget this.

Adam said...

If I made cat tarot cards, I'd definitely make a water spray bottle, the devil.

Mike said...

I like that devil card.

Kirk said...

The death card is hilarious.

Liz Hinds said...

How could you have George as the Devil?!!!!

Those slippers look cosy.

Busy Bee Suz said...

I ADORE your well-chosen gifts I had a good giggle at the Dog playing the Devil on the tarot cards. Lillie and Callie demand a return of that one.

This N That said...

Great post..Love the slippers..they look cozy..hugs

Miss Val's Creations said...

Fantastic feline themed gifts! The tarot cards are so witty!

e said...

You've got to hand it to her, HRH is good! She might have whispered in my daughter's ear since I somehow ended up with that same dishtowel.
LOVE the Tarot deck! The Death card is perfect!

Linda said...

Purrfect! Those slippers are the best. I need to get a pair for my cat lady daughter.

Guillaume said...

Cat tarot? Interesting.

^.^ said...

Wishing you and your loved ones a happy and healthy 2022, friend Debra ... says this cat and her cat Theo Thunderbutt :)

Rommy said...

Literal LOL at the Devil card

Martha said...

Oh, these are all amazing gifts! What a cool sister you have. And that cat tarot deck is gorgeous!

yellowdoggranny said...

sigh**** makes me miss Dexter.

The Blog Fodder said...

HRH Cat is an awesome shopper.
Have you ever had your fortune read from Tarot cards? I did once. Scared the shit out of me.

Quinley said...

I love Tarot cards! The character Tarot card set is so cute! :) (I love that the dog is the devil).
-Quinley

Fundy Blue said...

Your sister is a perceptive gift giver, Debra! Lucky you!

Magic Love Crow said...

I love your gifts Debra!!!!