Thursday, 3 March 2022

So What's In YOUR Stomach?







And speaking of different toppings on pizza,
how about SUSHI PIZZA?




This NEXT ONE is GENIUS TOO!


Well, we can't ALL be geniuses --



I need some of this next one STAT!


55 comments:

G. B. Miller said...

1} Triangle wedge.

2} Sushi pizza actually sounds like something my veggie daughter would eat (she likes sushi), or even something I would like (not a sushi fan but one of those california roll people)

3} Alas, the joys of being a diabetic includes cutting pizza out of the diet.

4} pineapple and kiwi is almost as nasty as anchovies.

jaz@octoberfarm said...

these are all too funny!

Boud said...

That divided pizza is the reason for learning math in school.

Ozma G said...

Does Canadian national healthcare cover medicinal pizza? I checked with Medicare and they're no help at all.

Travel said...

In the past couple of years I have started to make good, maybe even great pizza at home. Oh the joys, the secret is fewer toppings and a very hot oven. And now my sweet bear's digestive system had become sensitive and he can't eat it. Oh the pain!

Moving with Mitchell said...

No, seriously?!? Open box before eating pizza?

We have leftover pulled pork on hand for dinner tonight. Don’t tell anyone, but I would really like pizza.

Bob said...

I almost hurled at Kiwi or Sushi pizza!
I still can't even think about it ...

Marie Smith said...

Priceless memes. Pizza for the win!

Mistress Maddie said...

Well, you certainly helped me today, Debs. I didn't know what I wanted for dinner tonight, now I do!!!!!

Linda said...

Sushi pizza sounds far worse than kiwi for sure. And kiwi pizza is an abomination. Good ones.

Finally, nearly everyone’s ole auntie had that couch. We just saw it through the wrong pizza eyes.

Debra She Who Seeks said...

@ G. B. Miller -- Hey, I'm with you on the California Roll. Raw fish sushi is not for me either.

coffeeontheporchwithme said...

Those are fun. I do like pineapple on pizza, but it's not necessary. "Open box before eating pizza" must be the instructions for the people who are calling poison control after ingesting their rapid tests. -Jenn

Debra She Who Seeks said...

@ Ozma G -- No, our Canadian healthcare system does NOT cover medicinal pizza. It's a great injustice! I think I'll drive my Yaris to Ottawa and blockade Parliament Hill! THAT'LL get me my rights!

Frank said...

I am a pizza purist (snob):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1sS5b_5NXE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjsCEJ8CWlg

Busy Bee Suz said...

Where do you get medicinal pizza? Sign me up!

whkattk said...

LOL. I love me some pizza. Square, slices? Who cares - it's pizza! It's one of my comfort foods and thereby qualifies as Medicinal. There's bound to be a medical code for insurance purposes.

Debra She Who Seeks said...

@ Frank -- But for you, good pizza is a point of national pride! Thanks for the video links!

Lady M said...

Never thought to put kiwi on pizza - gotta try that!

Moving with Mitchell said...

We had leftover pulled pork for lunch. We’re having pizza for dinner!

pam nash said...

All very good - but - I'm pretty sure kiwi pizza and sushi pizza are just wrong.

Sixpence Notthewiser said...

Yay!
Those are my hobbies too!
Woot Woot!

XOXO

The Blog Fodder said...

I'm going to ask Tanya to order in Pizza for tomorrow. You done flung a craving on me.

JM said...

I like my pizza in whatever shape it is served!!

And now I want some pizza.

e said...

These are hilarious! I think I laughed at every single one!
Mmm... guess what's for lunch?

Mike said...

I'm glad people recognized the kiwi. I didn't know what that was. I thought maybe spoiled green ham to which I would have said, it'll probably be OK if I heat it up.

Debra She Who Seeks said...

@ Mike -- LOL, you are such a "guy"!

Breenlantern said...

We usually have Pizza once a week and will be having it tonight. I am ashamed to admit that, one night recently, we had eaten dinner early (430ish) then proceeded to have a zoom chat and cocktails with friends which resulted in us being up way too late and hungry again. It was midnight, and we actually found a pizza place that had gluten free pizza (for me), delivered to our area (rare) AND delivered until 2am, so we ordered one and had a second dinner that night (morning?) at 12:45am.

It was gooooooodddd, even with the shame and guilt flavoring.

Sassybear
www.idleeyesandadormy.com

DVArtist said...

You know me, give me pizza morning, noon, or night. However, the sushi pizza is just gross.

Tundra Bunny said...

I wouldn't eat sushi "pizza" at gunpoint (or any raw fish, for that matter)!

Kiwi slices would be good on a chocolate-crust dessert pizza, along with slices of other delectable fruits...

Now I've got a craving for thin-crust pepperoni pizza with extra pepperoni and extra cheese -- thanks, Debra.

Fundy Blue said...

LOL, Debra! That kiwi pizza looks vile! 4:45 pm arrives too quickly every day. That's when I usually start digging in the fridge for frozen pizza, if I don't want to face making dinner. Thanks for the laughs.

BootsandBraids said...

That pizza with Nori crust seems like something my sensitive gut might like. I may give it a go.

River said...

I like pineapple on my pizza, but I can eat it just as well without, as long as it is hot. I have been known to eat cold leftover pizza the next day.

Joanne Noragon said...

Excellent, especially the fruits and veggies. Were there veggies? There was a great couch.

Kirk said...

Oh, that couch one made me laugh out loud.

Unknown said...

Those sushi pizza slices were kinda cool. But no to kiwi on pizza, just no.

Liz Hinds said...

Those are truly genius ideas!

Debra She Who Seeks said...

@ Linda -- The only similar thing I can think of is called beef tartare or steak tartare. It's raw and considered quite a delicacy in fine restaurants. It's not my fave but I know several people who love it!

Rawknrobyn.blogspot.com said...

Ha! What couch?
I don't know, a square piece of pizza just feels wrong. But I wouldn't refuse it.

Happy Friday and weekend.

junemac2 said...

You always make my day with your funnies. I have to say, I thought the couch was a pizza too LMAO

This N That said...

LOL..really!! Just had some for lunch..

jono said...

Square cut pizza is an abomination.

roughterrain crane said...

Yes, the Girl's Day snack melts easily in the mouth.
Never have I dreamed of sushi pizza. I will try it.

Susan said...

That next-to-last one really gave me a laugh! Triangles for me, but, alas, I am still searching for an edible gluten free pizza.

yellowdoggranny said...

sushi pizza made me gag.

Adam said...

Square slices only for deep dish in my opinion

Miss Val's Creations said...

Haha! My favorite food on the planet! That sushi pizza is actually intriguing me. Kiwi? That photo looks really and scares me!

Guillaume said...

Pizza is a dish I both eat too often and not often enough. I love a good pizza in Pizza Express and supermarket pizzas, which we often eat for a quick fix (and it's easy to prepare for Wolfie too) bore me to tears.

lissa said...

Sushi pizza is just not right. I'm sorry, when you put fish on a pizza, it ceased to be a pizza.

Have a lovely day.

Bohemian said...

That last one made me Smile since some Dispensaries here to Advertise Pot Pizza... it's Medicinal of coarse. I kid you not!

Barbara said...

Medicinal Pizza. I love it. I didn't eat pizza much anymore as it was only me and I don't love reheated pizza. However, when Grandson was staying recently, we did have a fair number of pizza orders that I was glad to share. I had forgotten how good it was.

Ur-spo said...

I suppose pizza is the number one favorite across the world.
I for one feel Detroit-style pizza is the best; do not dare to question this.

Bea said...

Kiwi pizza! Oh, my...

Add garlic and anchovies to it, then we're talking. :D

Magic Love Crow said...

Love them all! I LOVE my pizza!!! LOL!

Rommy said...

I do love a good slice of pizza. I'm spoiled though, growing up in NJ I learned what the good stuff is. I'm juuuuust close enough to Philadelphia to still be able to get a decent slice.

Martha said...

BAHAHAHAHA! The one about the hobbies!!! Story of my life. LOL