I guess the blasphemy is that people had eyewitness accounts of Jesus leaving the tomb? I thought that according to the Gospels one day they just showed up to find the tomb empty, because Jesus had gone for his Starbucks run already.
You watched Jesus go through all that and nobody brought him a cuppa joe?! ☕☕ And, speaking of coffee, it came out in a spit take on "Christ the Redeemer!" 🤣🤣
catholic school... yes yes yes I heard a commedian who said Jesus was a homeless man, with long hair, brown skin, who walked around saying love one another not kill one another and lived off of donations... hmmmm right wing Jesus must be different
I’ve got a huge smile on my face. These are so good. I conversed with Jesus last night and he’s nothing like the right wingers accuse him of being. Great guy. He was my night nurse. (At least I THINK he was the night nurse. I’ll have to check the selfie.)
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The selfie one, lollol.
...Debra, these hit home and some will hit nerves!
The airbnb and the selfie with the Pope -- AHAHAHAHAHAHA!
The stone rolled away, right over the Roman soldier!
The piercings! HELL.O Kitty! And the wine bill.
Oh heck, they're all good.
I'm no Jesus scholar, but I am having trouble identifying the blasphemies here? Are we mad that Jesus went electric?
I imagine the Jason Aldean one might make some people mad, but that is not blasphemy unless country music is a religion.
I guess the blasphemy is that people had eyewitness accounts of Jesus leaving the tomb? I thought that according to the Gospels one day they just showed up to find the tomb empty, because Jesus had gone for his Starbucks run already.
@ Old Lurker -- To the righteously rigid, even simple irreverence toward Jesus and/or God constitutes blasphemy.
The last one. Don't tell me Jesus is THAT easily impressed!
No, wait, I figured it out. The blasphemy is that Jesus had long hair.
Your response to Old Lurker was exactly what I was going to say.
Hahahaha
OHHHH gurl!
I love these so much! Nothing like blasphemy to make my day...
XOXO
Stop screaming my name during sex!!!! LMAO!!!!
jesus or hello kitty? you no who i wood pick!!!!
"No talk ... coffee" would be me after 3 nights in that AirBnB .... that and a shower.
You watched Jesus go through all that and nobody brought him a cuppa joe?! ☕☕ And, speaking of coffee, it came out in a spit take on "Christ the Redeemer!" 🤣🤣
It took me a little too long to figure out Hello Kitty!
I was going to show that Air BNB meme for Easter but changed my mind. I'll keep it around for next year. You saved the best for last. 🤪 😜 🤣🤣🤣
Oh My... this type of humor is right up my alley !!! Too funny...and I agree, I think Jesus 'gets it' too. Love the Selfie !!!
Dawn P. Albany, GA
These are all amusing but the Redeemer made me lol. Plus, come on, Jesus saves, right?
Cheers!
❤️ them all!
The long hair is right on.
Do as I say, not as I do.
The last is my favourite.
The last one does it for me too
Oh you made day!
Hello Kitty. Love the native ingenuity.
Har-har!
Jeebus jokes are funny. :)
The Hello Kitty one made me giggle, and these almost all brought a smile to my face! thanks for sharing! :)
Very good! I bet there'd be people queuing up to rent that 'tomb' too! And I might have a write a blog post inspired by the long hair one.
And can you imagine the trouble if Jesus turned up in the Bible Belt today?
Love them all! A great post for Easter. 🙂
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Love it - these are all very funny.
catholic school... yes yes yes
I heard a commedian who said Jesus was a homeless man, with long hair, brown skin, who walked around saying love one another not kill one another and lived off of donations... hmmmm right wing Jesus must be different
Very good, all of them.
I’ve got a huge smile on my face. These are so good. I conversed with Jesus last night and he’s nothing like the right wingers accuse him of being. Great guy. He was my night nurse. (At least I THINK he was the night nurse. I’ll have to check the selfie.)
Somehow I missed these. The last one is the best. I sometimes wonder what people from antiquity would think of our world now.
interesting dear Debra
Stop screaming during sex.... LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
I loved each of these, especially the coffee one!
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