Spooky Greetings
to you all, my devoted
legion of loyal fans.
Yes, 'tis I,
Her Royal Highness the Cat,
the only bright spot & saving grace
of yet another dreadfully dull post
from my sullen, ragamuffin human.
Sweet Goddess Bast,
if I see any more
orange & black,
I'm gonna puke!
So let's end this with a bit more
glitter & pizzazz
shall we?
(On second thought, I'm gonna puke
on the carpet anyway, just because
it's fun to annoy my human.)
Trick or Treat, Bitchez!
I'm outta here!
3 comments:
Well, this Cat Lady loved them all!
Good ones. I like the cat on the broomstick with the wine glass and the cat photobombing, and the cats with the pumpkins.
...Debra, what a catastic collection.
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