Dracula's busy these days trying to update his image
in order to lure a younger generation of victims . . .
And, of course, other species now
want to get in on the act too . . .
And a wooden stake through the heart?
How passé!
Everyone today is using
Vampire Slayer Pistols
with wooden bullets.
This calembour atroce is for YOU, Guillaume!
8 comments:
Awwwww kitty vampires. There are people in my life I’d happily give them a kitten or two lol
Great, now you're murdering words in French AND English to feed your pun addiction...
The Tom Cruise one always makes me smile; truth, you know.
And I love the wooden bullet gun!!
I bet Canada wouldn't let me cross the border with the vampire gun! I find the last one very punny.
Too funny! My favorite is the cat vampire and Tom Cruise:)
The kitty vampires are the only ones I like!
"I want to drink your milk!"
Cat vampires seem to be everywhere these days
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