Sunday, 22 June 2025

The Envelope, Please . . .

As I say every year once the playoffs are done, "Screw the NHL Hockey Awards, mine are the only ones that matter!" So without further ado, may I once more present --

DEBRA SHE WHO SEEKS'
2025 HOCKEY AWARDS

1. Best Sports Photojournalist of the Year 

Toward the end of the regular season, The Rare One was gifted fabulous tix to an Edmonton Oilers home game -- ice level, front row seats, right beside the Oilers bench, can you imagine? She took this great shot of Connor McDavid and the other Oilers on her camera phone. She really captured his intensity!


2. Most Whimsical Rendition of a National Anthem

The clear winner in this category is The Harmonica Class from K-Town Senior & Community Center in Los Angeles, who performed the American National Anthem at the LA Kings home games in Round 1 of the playoffs. These ladies gave it everything they had and the crowd loved it!


3. Worst Pre-Game Opening Sequences 

No one does eye-rollingly bad, over-the-top, goofy home game theatrics like the Vegas Golden Knights. Their gawdawful, Game of Thrones-ish parody of battling knights deserves the hardware in this category. What keeps this nonsense from being unwatchable? Simple --

It's cheesy.
They know it's cheesy.
They REVEL in its cheesiness.


4. Best Hockey-Related TV Ad

Hands down, no contest, the winner is the Penalty Box Commercial by Haribo Canada. I never tire of watching it. Giggle on, boys!


5. Hockey's Best Proud Ally Award

As always, this award goes to Gritty, mascot of the Philadelphia Flyers.



17 comments:

ArcticFox said...

i just don't get sport..... i never understand any of it...... those haribo adverts must be worldwide..... we get a load them here..... sometimes it's police.... two guys fishing...... or two guys working in some office...... they are pretty funny and i enjoyed the ice hockey version.... very good

Marie Smith said...

Gritty for president!

Mistress Maddie said...

Yeah I don't know why they just don't scrap the other Awards and listen to you. I have lived in Philadelphia for 20 some years I will say their sports team and the city in general usually don't give two s**** what the rest of anyone else thinks. It's one city I think that truly Embraces everybody.

Moving with Mitchell said...

Go Gritty! And that Haribo ad is genius!

Bob said...

I do love the gummy bears ads and now I also adore Gritty!

Tom said...

...since I live in my own little cave, most of this is over my head!

Travel said...

I love your winners.

Cleora Borealis said...

👏🫶 Harmonica Ladies! 🎶 What lungs, eh?! 😘

Leanna said...

That was the worst pre-game opener I have ever seen. But then that's Vegas for ya. The Haribo commercials are the best especially the hockey, soccer, and football ones with the guys and the little boy voices. So cute! Thank the Goddess Gritty stands out tall.

Mike said...

I've never seen that Haribo commercial. We have a football player one.

Parnassus said...

Hello Debra, I accept your awards a definitive. However, I tried to watch the Haribo commercial, but about two seconds was all that I could take before rapidly hitting the "off" button.
--Jim

sirkkis said...

I do follow ice hocky games. The Finns men team has won the world shampionship twice.
This year they played very badly (a new team) and were 4th 🤔
Congratulations to your team 👍

Mary Kirkland said...

I don't watch any sports. I never got into it.

DVArtist said...

Well, you know I'm not into this at all but I'm happy you are.

Debra She Who Seeks said...

@ sirkkis -- Yes, Canadians respect Finland as a great hockey nation!

Tundra Bunny said...

I LOVE the Goldbears commercial! And at least the Vegas Golden Knights revel in their cheesiness, unlike the Florida Panthers with their irritating panther growl and rubber rats every time they score a goal. That is a terrific photo of McDavid and his teammates too -- The Rare One should've sold it to the media!

Debra She Who Seeks said...

@ Tundra Bunny -- Oh gawd yeah, if I never hear that cheesy panther growl again, it will be too soon! I do kinda like the rubber rats though.