Heeeeeeere's Santa!
Santa's come a long way
from his roots --
He did well for himself.
But then it all started to go off the rails --
He started drinking.
Hanging out with bad influences.
HRH, is that you?
Then he got even more out of control.
Or DOES he?
He's gone completely off the deep end these days.
So who REALLY runs Santa's empire now?
Oh, I think you already know --
36 comments:
God knows where our Santa is. We think it is not safe. We are afraid that he will get in to some trouble or even get arrested by the ICE. So he is staying with us.
That little fukker he don't even understand what we are talking about. He is not happy. We will make some cookies . He is always welcome in our house.
Dear Santa, I just saw something that would be perfect,
@ Richard -- Nice to hear from you again! Have a good holiday season!
The mid life crisis!!!!! Loved the moose one!
Happy Christmas to you Debs!!!
These are superb! Also noted the the Santa with wrecked truck, fish and cats looks to be handcuffed!
A nice selection of Santas....one for every taste.
Or at least you KNOW she's the one running the organization - otherwise nothing would get done!
Hop-hop Santa, it's busy time... ๐
Merry Christmas everyone ๐
๐ค๐⬛ Did HRH create this "accident" or just benefit from the denouement?! Enquiring kitties want to know! Merry Eve!! ๐ป๐
I believe I burned out on Christmas many years ago. I created so much damn magic that I had nothing left.
Bah!
These did make me laugh. And I DO have questions.
@ Cleora Borealis -- I suspect the worst. HRH is rarely innocent or merely a passive bystander.
@ Debra She Who Seeks -- I demand an IMMEDIATE RETRACTION and APOLOGY for this illegal and unjustifiable DEFAMATION. My LAWYERS have been instructed to SUE for TRILLIONS. Conduct yourself accordingly.
These are all great, Debra. Ms Claus is a busy woman.
I really wish HRH would explain that! Knowing that Big Santa Energy is likely unedited is hilarious.. What were they thinking?!?
...Debra, an interesting take on Santa.
I love all of these! Coca-Cola came through big time! LOL
Looks like someone [HRH] is having a hissy fit! Calm down, Pussy!
That last one is so true!! Merry Christmas to you, Debra!!
Hilarious ๐
To me Santa is lives in utopia
Merry Christmas precious friend Debra ๐ซ♥️
Love this story of how Santa ruined himself, went from Bad to worse. Good bedtime reading for when I next see the great grandkids, LOL.
Thanks for the morning giggles!!!
bobbie
The midlife crisis. And Mrs Santa considering her cougar options
@ Boud -- Yeah, she doesn't look pleased, does she!
The "Here's Johny" (though maybe here's "Kris Kringle") Santa made me laugh. Happy Holidays, Debra.
-Quinley
I would not mess with HER ROYAL HIGHNESS! She means business. She can even type!
LOVE the photo of young Santa on his moose! Sadly, he's not the first man led down the road to Perdition by that hussy, HRH... she'll do ANYTHING for diamond jewelry.
I too have questions about the fish, the cat and Santa being arrested
It’s true about women. Even his reindeer are all girls
Whoa, Santa! Get a grip. And I don't mean on some other guy's dick.
Love,
Janie
That last meme was spot on!! Merry Christmas!
As always, hysterically funny!
@ Kay G. -- Yes, she's a menace with a keyboard.
@ angela -- Excellent point!
@ Tundra Bunny -- You KNOW it, Rabbeet! Diamonds are a girl kitty's BEST FRIEND, as the saying goes. We poor pussies have to look out for OURSELVES!
Where would Santa be without women’s work?
Thanks for the laughs. My grandson found my "Toy cleaner" and he can read now and wanted to know what kind of toys it was for. OMG. I hid the cleaner.
@ Pixie -- Hahahahahaha! Let's hope he forgets about it, eh?
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