Better Homes and Gardens

The real estate market 

is so HOT right now!

Maybe it's time to relocate 

to the house of your DREAMS?

First of all, get a GOOD real estate agent --

Maybe you can get a DEAL

on a FORECLOSED property . . . .

TRAILERS can be nice!

Or is it time to INDULGE

your GRANDEST fantasies?

Maybe buy that

GOTHIC MANSION

you always wanted?

Or perhaps a small but charming

WITCH'S COTTAGE

is more your speed?

Whatever you choose,

just make sure it's in a

GOOD NEIGHBOURHOOD.

Now THIS is more like it!

Above all, be sure to 

HEED ALL GOOD ADVICE

about your new home!

Happy Canadian Thanksgiving!

And I'm thankful for all these LOLs!

Her Royal Highness the Cat

wishes you a Happy Thanksgiving too!

"Mundane Halloween" Costumes

Need some new ideas for Halloween costumes?

Try out this Asian Halloween costume craze! 

The following posts are courtesy of blogs on Tumblr --

 biggest-gaudiest-patronuses

apparently this is a thing in Japan too, and it gets translated as “Mundane Halloween.” There are so many photos online and they’re all so good?????

“Person going to work on a windy day"

“Woman who’s having her bangs cut but the hairdresser is nowhere to be found"

"Zookeeper in charge of the pandas"

 copperbadge

This is amazing. I rarely dress for Halloween anymore but I now have like eighteen ideas for Mundane Costumes.

 rainbowismymiddlename

Here are two more:

"Not pregnant lady when someone yield seat to her on subway"

And my favorite

"Person on thermal infrared camera"

 rainbowismymiddlename

"Influencers taking selfies at a gym"

"Starbucks barista working her ass off on Halloween but gotta keep up that smile"

"Person who sits on wet paint"

"Person who's still loading"

"Boyfriend carrying girlfriend's shopping bags"

The possibilities are endless, LOL!

The Day I Snap

Alas, Poor Yorick

The most famous skull in English literature!

   

A single skull?

Suzy Homemaker is 

NOT to be outdone!

Inquiring minds want to know --

We all have one, don't we.

(A skull, not a dishwasher!)

Clip 'n save for future reference --

Exercise is important!

Gimme a call sometime, bitchez,

and rattle my old bones!

It's Finally Here!

Let the shenanigans 

and mayhem begin!