Monday, 28 February 2011

The Cure for Spiritual Doubt


Hello. This is Her Royal Highness the cat speaking to you today about a very serious topic. Do you ever question the existence of Ceiling Cat? Do you wonder if He is really up there watching you do naughty things?


Could Ceiling Cat's existence be an elaborate ruse? Has all the photographic evidence been misinterpreted or even (*gasp*) doctored? Take this photo, for example.


Yes, there they are -- Ceiling Cat and His fellow male deities all playing poker. The usual suspects are there -- the Flying Spaghetti Monster, Jesus, Zeus. And okay, we all know that Morgan Freeman and Eric Clapton are God too. But, excuse me, a dinosaur and an alien? What kind of trumped up photoshopped nonsense is going on here?

Now, this is the critical spiritual point -- if this photo is faked for those two imposters, then how can we be sure about the authenticity of Ceiling Cat? Or the authenticity of any of them, really?

Luckily, we CAN be sure. This legal document certifies that Ceiling Cat exists. The rest of them may be spurious bums but Ceiling Cat is rock solid legit.



Would Chuck Norris lie to you?

33 comments:

mxtodis123 said...

Perhaps Ceiling Cat can teach Minga how to be quiet at night.
Mary

Elena said...

Ha!Ha! Hilarious...how the heck did you get Cat out?

Frostbite and Sunburn said...

I believe, I believe!

Just A Gal said...

And here I thought my little dogs were crazy for barking at the ceiling. What an X Files moment! I believe!

Sarah said...

ROFLMAO....I love Mondays with you hon!! Thank you for the laugh! As a bonified sci-fi geek...my mind is reeling here LOL!!
Happy Monday to you hon!
Hugs, Sarah

Willym said...

I've been healed!! Or brought to heal????

Jeanne said...

Hhhmmmm..... Not real sure about those signatures.... And that notary seal does look a bit suspect....

BugginWord said...

I pledge allegiance, to the ceiling cat, and the chuck norris of america. And to the mountain dew for which they nun-chuck.

Annette said...

I'm with Frostbite - I believe!

SUZY8-TRACK said...

I'm a believer of ceiling cat!

Rue said...

Hehe! My cat Beau likes to stare at the ceiling - so that's proof enough for me! All hail CeilingCat!

Willym said...

Okay I thought I had posted this but maybe not; however I do not wish to offend the all seeing Ceiling Cat so I will try once more.

Praise the cat! I've been healed! Or more truthfully to heal!

Dark Mother said...

Dammit Debra! If I get distracted thinking of ceiling cat watching me the next time I masturbate it's your ass I'm coming after!

Suzie said...

Of course there is the ceiling cat! Not only have my own furbabies told me that there is, and I believe everything that they tell me, but I've been up in the middle of the night, when it is extremely quiet, and have heard the padding around myself!

I doesn't do to even toy with the idea that there may not be a ceiling cat. .there will be rePURcussions.

Kal said...

I for one believe in the glory that is Ceiling Cat and I don't need a goof like Chuck Norris to back me up.

Aunt Amelia's Attic said...

Even cats think there is "Someone" watching them????? Oh no! Say it isn't so!!!!

,-)

Her Speak said...

BWAHA! Thanks for the giggle snort. :D

Twain12 said...

LOL...i believe i ceiling cat

AlbertaMama said...

hahahahaha!!!! OH Ceiling Cat, that's priceless ;)

Little Messy Missy said...

Hahahahaha!!!

My Grama's Soul said...

Oh dear lady.....I so wonder sometimes what makes your mind work? LOL LOL LOL

Jo

Professor Chaos said...

I think the DaVinci code guy needs to look into this!

submerina said...

Ceiling Cat exists because nobody defies Chuck Norris!

Blueberry said...

I would take Chuck Norris's Word for it if I were ya'll.

Thalia said...

But how can this fit within a non-dualistic worldframe? Because implicit in the concept of Ceiling Cat is Basement Cat; and according to their usual iconography the one is white while the other is black. That leaves little room for the existence of other Deities, in contradiction to what is resoundingly asserted by the painting above, unless it is (a perhaps tongue-in-cheek) heresy, or, more likely, a statement of henotheism; but if the latter it is patently incongruent and imcompatible within what has historically been known about this religion. Though perhaps Ceiling Cat's ginger coloring is a clue that the religion is evolving, or, perhaps, simply a wry comment on the limitations of the religion by the artist. Alas, this painting remains anonymous, though it can be (probably) attributed to the Lol School and dated, roughly, by Clapton's haircut to fairly recently; still, one wonders just what the artist's intent was.

Thalia said...

Ow, think I hurt myself there.

Debra She Who Seeks said...

I know MY brain hurts! Too deep for me, LOL!

Andrew Green said...

This whole post is blasphemy....
Ceiling Cat exists, all right.

Curse all ye non believers!

Lois said...

here I always thought my cats were looking for mice in the ceiling... but it was ceiling cat! To cats who are fixed stil masturbate??? Hmmmmmmm.....

Wendy said...

My girls told me about "Ceiling Cat" and I just wouldn't listen to them, now I guess I'll be eating crow, errrr...maybe a mouse for dinner. Thanks as always Debra for making me laugh so early in the morning ;)

The Frog Queen said...

OMG! I just spit tea all over my monitor!!! That is bloody brilliant.

I knew the ceiling cat was real....I knew it.

Thanks for giving me something else to post on facebook (I already posted your cat vomit signs, they were quite popular, thank you!)

Take care!

Cheers!

Magaly Guerrero said...

I knew ceiling cat existed! I had prayed to Morgan Freedman often for clarity of thought, my doubts about ceiling cat were making my days long and hairy. Now that I know for sure, everything is better. I better light the stick of dynamite I promised to the Spaghetti Monster. I am to stick it in a pot of sauce--he is a strange god...

Anne Johnson said...

Sadly, Ceiling Cat is not bored...