We reach our peak of womanly POWER, lassos firmly in hand, strong, calm, confident and in charge . . .
And sure, by middle age, maybe there's a few extra pounds, our thighs are chubby and we're starting to look and sound more like Roseanne every day, but we STILL kick major ass . . .
So are we now washed-up Wonder Women? . . .
SHIT NO and get the FUCK out of our way cuz we are NOT going to miss our coupla margaritas and our favourite programs on TV, you villainous BASTARD YOU.