Friday, 26 June 2015

Right from The Source

Oh, you doubt if Jesus 'n Jehovah are truly LGBT-positive, do you? Well, ye of little faith, here's the proof! Straight (so to speak) from the horse's mouth (so to speak) --






What? These memes are all as good a proof as anything the other side coughs up. Oh, you want something more tangible, do you? Okay then, feast your Doubting Thomas eyes on this! God Himself has recently rented an illuminated billboard in Salt Lake City, Utah to give everyone a very special message. Behold, unbelievers!


Yea verily, a beacon of light in the midst of darkness.

35 comments:

blogoratti said...

Good stuff indeed. Have a wonderful weekend!

anne marie in philly said...

that billboard is FABULOUS! have a great weekend!

strangelynaked.com said...

Thank God for whoever bought that billboard. These are hilarious.

jadedj said...

What? What? What? Salt Lake City? The home of holy knickers? Nah. Gotta be Photoshopped.

Francie M said...

You are absolutely hysterical! I follow God on twitter but hadn't realized Jesus had an account too.

Mark said...

For what it's worth it is mentioned several times in the bible that Jesus and God love everyone and want you to do the same. It was one of his apostles who was a homophobic bigot.

DEZMOND said...

That is exactly what I always say when I hear someone has disowned their own child....

Debra She Who Seeks said...

@ jadedj -- Not photoshopped! I took this photo and info from a credible news website! How cool is that?

jaz@octoberfarm said...

god can be really cool sometimes!

Jeanne said...

Huckabee...what a dweeb! He blamed the flooding in Texas on the Indians because they mighta did a rain dance!

JACKIESUE said...

the Goddess has always loved Gays...she loves everybody..she thinks we're a bunch of dumb asses most of the time, but she still loves us.

Linda Wildenstein said...

These all are so good. Logic and acceptance are such foreign concepts to so many. I truly don't get it.

Debi said...

" Forgive them father, they know Not what they do". See Now you have me remembering my Sunday school days! I've always been lured by guys with longhair, and not popular with authority!
Party! Canada Day! Yes starts early, I live in the bush! xoDebi

Miss Val's Creations said...

The tweets are awesome! I'm always baffled by the ignorance in certain religions when god loves everyone.

Adam said...

Supreme Court has now ruled in favor, freedom for America!

Plowing Through Life (Martha) said...

BAHAHAHAHAHA! OHMYGOSH...I don't think I'm going to laugh this hard again today, especially at: "Those were tears of joy you fuckin' nitwit" And to top it all off, sent by Jesus :) BAHAHAHAHAHA

Leeanna said...

AHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAAAAA! I love these!

Guillaume said...

I always suspected Jesus himself to be homosexual: he never married, he asked his disciples to leave wife and children to follow him and he had a "favorite" disciple.

Jono said...

God is smiling!

Professor Chaos said...

But, but. . . there's a line in a book of ancient Israeli mythology that says gay is bad! (Well, honestly, it just says it's bad for two men. Nothing about two women. Have at it, ladies!)

Magaly Guerrero said...

I knew all the nonsense would stop the moment God found the Internet.

Birdie said...

I hated figs! hahahahhahha

Janie Junebug said...

I adore the response to Huckabee. Jesus never said we shouldn't have same-sex marriage. People pick and choose the crap from the Old Testament that they want to follow. I'm a New Testament woman.

Love,
Janie

Jim said...

All good, Debra! Especially the 'Huckabee' one!!!

Missy George said...

Love the "tears of joy" one!! Have a fun weekend.

CraveCute said...

Yes, a very historic day here in the USA. I completely agree with the Good God! Great post!

Guillaume said...

Mike Huckabee is an idiot.

Sarah said...

Omg! I'm in tears laughing and also joyful to the bursting point. What a wonderful ruling to see happen in my lifetime. It shouldn't have been an issue in the first place but it's awe inspiring none the less.

Insomniac’s Attic said...

I didn't get that first one when I looked at it yesterday. Finally got it today. Hahahahahaha. :)

Empty Nest Insider said...

Funny bit about the "figs," and I also got a kick out of the billboard! Great news all around!

Julie

Riot Kitty said...

LOVE the Jesus wept one!

The Happy Whisk said...

With that last one, you got a good laugh from me. That's good stuff.

Magic Love Crow said...

Brilliant!!!!

Barfly said...

purple fingerless glove girl... remember me?

Debra She Who Seeks said...

Holy crap, Barfly, are you back blogging again? Where have you been?