Yes, the LESBIGAY partygoers have FINALLY arrived! And my brothers and sisters are ready to parTAY, bitchez!
What happened to the IMPECCABLE taste that gay men are supposed to have?
You know, it's a GOOD THING our community RECLAIMED the words on these next few sweaters so we can now joke around with them --
RUM-SOAKED, no doubt?
HELL YEAH, a nice butch SWEATSHIRT for us gals!
Have YOU ever been told that you're as . . .
It's true that SOME uptight people see us THIS way . . .
. . . but REALLY we just want to wish EVERYBODY --
Hey, wait a minute. Shouldn't that be "OH MARY Christmas"?