OKAY, ALL YOU WILD WIMMIN, so you want to join THE SISTERHOOD? Here's the INSIDE SCOOP! First of all, DON'T listen to stupid and outdated theories about how to get your very own toaster oven --
Take it from me, THIS is how it REALLY happens!
NEXT, you have to pass a mandatory course in LESBIAN FASHION 101 --
DON'T be surprised when you basically turn into WONDER WOMAN --
Just hope you are blessed with all her ATHLETIC ABILITY as well . . . .
Now, I don't want to paint an UNDULY ROSY picture of how wonderful it is to be a lesbian. There ARE a FEW problems too but you just have to learn how to DEAL with them.
The IMPORTANT thing is to just get OUT there and ENJOY being a card-carrying member of LESBIAN NATION!