straight conditioner on your hair - no effect really. Now in the future who knows, maybe there will be a straight conditioner for inside your brain. Messing with your hair is not very dangerous, messing with you brain might be.
Oh Debra....you always make me laugh! But on a more serious note.....I watched THE DANISH GIRL on Net Flicks last night and it gave me a whole new APPRECIATION as to what the LGBT community must struggle with. You could feel the anguish Lilly/Ivar was going through and it broke my heart......just me sayin".
There was a kid in middle school who claimed people were gay because of chemicals in certain shampoos. I guess someone found the antidote, but uh-oh it's a dud.
I have the least exciting coming out story ever. I think I already blogged about it or I'd do it again. Basically I was on vacation and my whole family was there. I'd been texting a girl the whole way there and my family teased me about it, joking I had a girlfriend (I didn't). Then my sister pipes up that I'm gay so I can't have one. I retorted that I wasn't gay, just bi, and that was that.
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I'm sniggering at work sat in a van. The guy I'm working with is looking at me oddly.
Lol. Love the grandma.
I laughed out loud at Granny and Herbal Essences ........... too funny!
I really, really hope that "standby" one is true and not just a very funny joke.
Grandma cracks me up!
I do love me Bis!
LOL! Coming out as bi must be entertaining. So many people just don't get it. I love the buy a vowel coming out. Very cute!
haha...i love grandma!
every time I see pictures of Sophia Loren I think..yeah, I might could think about ....but then I see Antonio Banderas and think oh yeah, I would.
"Dangerously Straight." BWAAAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAAAAHAAHAHAAAA! *snort* HEEEHEEEEAHAAHAAHAhahaaahahaahahahahaaahahaaaaa! Okay, okay, I feel better now.
These all made me LOL at work. Because its a struggle between Julianne Moore and Toby Stephens for me. ;)
LOL ~ the Bismuth one tickles my scientific funny bone! Have a great day, Debra!
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So, is "bi" an abbreviation for 'loving unconditionally'?
Love the daughter/dad conversation!
straight conditioner on your hair - no effect really. Now in the future who knows, maybe there will be a straight conditioner for inside your brain. Messing with your hair is not very dangerous, messing with you brain might be.
Oh Debra....you always make me laugh! But on a more serious note.....I watched THE DANISH GIRL on Net Flicks last night and it gave me a whole new APPRECIATION as to what the LGBT community must struggle with. You could feel the anguish Lilly/Ivar was going through and it broke my heart......just me sayin".
Jo
I love all of these! Thanks for the smile aver these very sad last few days.
Fun. Thank you for sharing.
I knew being straight was just a condition......
I like the bismuth one the best.
I never thought of myself as "dangerously str8" before...
I have heard somewhere that the new trend is pansexual.
Grandma and Standbi made me laugh hard! Same with mom! LOL!
There was a kid in middle school who claimed people were gay because of chemicals in certain shampoos. I guess someone found the antidote, but uh-oh it's a dud.
The dad...and the grandma...and the shampoo...BAHAHAHA!
I'm not bi but that bismuth is looking pretty freaking sexy. And as a straight guy, I say it must be nice to be bi and have double the options.
Ha! I love the convo with dad, and the grandma one best, but these all made me laugh out loud :)
Grandma was the best!! I hope you are well. Love and light!!!
I have the least exciting coming out story ever. I think I already blogged about it or I'd do it again. Basically I was on vacation and my whole family was there. I'd been texting a girl the whole way there and my family teased me about it, joking I had a girlfriend (I didn't). Then my sister pipes up that I'm gay so I can't have one. I retorted that I wasn't gay, just bi, and that was that.
My sister already thought I was gay.
Thanks Debra,
The first email I opened in my inbox today, nothing better than having a good laugh.
Everyone needs a dad and grandma like the ones you've shared. Life would be so much gayer for everyone. ♥
Ha ,,great stories..thanks for the laugh!!
Oh that dad one!! these are great.
Gotta know I loved the Grandma here...lol
and...thanks for coming by today.....
Love the grandma and the dad one. Very funny.
Standbi. Hahaha, I can use this against some friends :)
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