Wednesday, 24 October 2018

HRH's Halloween Post


Hello, everyone. Her Royal Highness the cat here.

I know SOME of you thought I had a paw in producing last week's post
about witches and their cats but no, that was entirely
my human's LAME EXCUSE for a cat-related post.
Poor dear, she DOES try, so we must all
ENCOURAGE her but really, she is
SUCH a non-creative dim bulb compared to MOI.

My fellow felines, let's all don our SPOOKIEST costumes this year, shall we?




GHOST kitties are MY favourite costume,
but let's all put a LITTLE effort into it, okay?
We don't want our costume to end up looking like
some half-assed NUN'S OUTFIT, now do we?


Of course, we could go the HORROR route . . . .


When designing your WALKING DEAD costume,
just remember -- keep things MESSY!


Here's the MOST HORRIFYING scenario I can think of  (*shudder*) --


FOOLISHLY, humans always UNDERESTIMATE
both our intentions and our powers --


And speaking of internal organs, I hope you all get
some WONDERFUL NEW CAT TOYS for Halloween!


HUGS n PURRZ until next time, dahlings!

41 comments:

laurie said...

That eye ball is amazing, oh and I love the cat peaking from under the curtain,, looks just like our Tasha! May she Rest In Peace,

mxtodis123 said...

I love this one. Well done HRH.

Jennifer said...

Oh my! That eyeball and heart are really...something! LOL! I love this post.

^.^ said...

:) Love, cat.

Bob Slatten said...

Love them, especially the Cat Costumes.
If only Tuxedo would wear one ......

Marie Smith said...

Love the nun in the window!

Connie in Hartwood said...

HRH, dear, thank you for sharing a glimpse into the feline way of thinking. Enjoy your holiday!

lady M said...

HRH - Love that eyeball toy. It is always a joy to hear your mewsings.

Snap said...

Ha Ha... I may have to try to make those toys for the kids ....!

holli said...

The cat in the window is too cute!

OmaLindasOldeBaggsandStuftShirts said...

Cat(s) read, cat(s) approved, HRH you did a purrrrfect job of writing a Halloween how-to for all of our feline faves and fans. xoxo Oma Linda's 4 cats....just two short of a "crazy lady" six pack

Leeanna Henderson said...

Great post your Royal Highness. I really liked the cat costumes.

Missy George said...

Well done HRH. the first picture is beautiful. Is that a selfie? The eyeball is a hoot! Ghost kitties ! LOL.
Cute costume series.

mistress maddie said...

The coven here want to induct HRH.

DEZMOND said...

OMG the nun kitty!

Anna of Mutton Style and Years said...

I do hope you follow redrelaxercat on Instagram. So nice to hear from you royal highness .

Parnassus said...

Hello Debra, It's so often the case that pets get better toys than people. I want those cat toys for myself, especially that eyeball!
--Jim

jaz@octoberfarm said...

the nun cat is hysterical. love the eyeball!

Birdie said...

HRH, I read this to Norbert because he has forced himself onto my lap. He loved it and would like to meet you. He thinks he and you will have a lot in common. He doesn’t mind that you are no longer living on earth and you can visit anytime.

anne marie in philly said...

thank you, HRH! I was hoping you would chime in for the holidays!

Her Royal Highness said...

@ Birdie -- Tell that hunka hunka burnin' love Norbert that I am SO up for it! Rowrrr!

Jenn said...

HRH must be loving this time of year!

NanaDiana said...

I don't know why but for some reason this made me think of Dwight on The Office putting Angela's cat in the freezer rather than give it meds. LOL Don't ask me- I don't know WHY my brain works the way it does but this was sure a fun post! xo Diana

Susan Kane said...

And, here I thought Scuba was expressing love for me by kneading my chest!

Kirk said...

Oh, it must be hard for white cats on Halloween. The black ones get all the attention.

hula-la said...

Fantasti-cat post! And how purr-fect that my youngest daughter and I just finished a fun time with some fun cat stories and photo sharing of our black cat Rascal..no longer with us! Oh she was Top Cat for sure...and she made sure that New Dog knew it...

Trick or Treat...meow!

Anonymous said...

That was hilarious indeed, HRH!!
^^

Lena, Sophie-Marie's Cat

Mitchell is Moving said...

All so good but oh that crafted eyeball!!!

Elsie Amata said...

Always a treat (or is it a trick?) to be blessed by your presence HRH. My favorite is the eggs. So funny. Closely followed by the cat going into the cemetery. RUN!!!!!

Elsie

Martha said...

Cats do indeed create the best blog posts :) But we try, we really do.

I love that eyeball! That is really cool.

Liz Hinds said...

I like Frankittenstein! That's the one for me.

e said...

Such a winning post, YRH, I knew you'd do a better job than poor, human Debra. I mean, paws down, it's no contest. She does try, though, and she amuses us poor humans...

I showed these to Pierre. He yawned. Was he feigning indifference or was it real? Sometimes I can't tell. He's gone back to sleep.

Be strange but don't be a stranger! We'd love a return visit!

Miss Val's Creations said...

Nicely done HRH! The cat in the window reminds me of one of my former feline friends.

Rawknrobyn.blogspot.com said...

So many choices for a good cat costume, HRH. I'd be honored to see what you decide to wear. Regardless, I hope you scare and score in a big way.

Magaly Guerrero said...

Your human is amazing, HRH, but... compared to you all of us seem diminished. No one can match your creative greatness.

By the way, I was wondering if the Grim Reapurr is from France. The name sounds very French. :-D

Ol'Buzzard said...

Cats are the very as essential to Halloween as witches.
the Ol'Buzzard

Ol'Buzzard said...

Witches and cats: dual thoughts colliding.
the Ol'Buzzard

Jono said...

Showed this to my cats and they loved it!

Hena Tayeb said...

Oh you had me at tampon crafts... lol!!

http://www.henatayeb.blogspot.com

Guillaume said...

Halloween is not the same without a cat. Preferably a black cat.

Magic Love Crow said...

HRH you are hilarious! LOL! We love you! That nun cat is so cute! And, I love the cat costumes!!! Big Hugs!