Friday, 15 May 2020

ALIENS!!!!

So, this happened last month --


"Ho hum," said people 
distracted by Covid-19 anxiety.


But have aliens actually been walking
among us, undetected, for a long, long time?


So what will happen now
that UFOs are real?


Oh noes!


Or am I simply over-reacting?

Maybe aliens have a
completely different agenda?


Hey, WTF is going on?


Hello, everyone . . . .

HER ROYAL HIGHNESS THE CAT here again
with an important public service announcement.

FOR YEARS, you STUPID humans
have NOT suspected a THING.


And NOW, at long last, we are READY.

Ready to CONQUER YOU.


I have returned to my MOTHER SHIP
and will purrsonally
LEAD the INVASION of EARTH.



But DON'T worry,
dear Debra She Who Seeks . . . .


46 comments:

Parnassus said...

Compared to some of the people who are currently walking around, I am sure that any aliens would be an improvement.
--Jim

Leanna said...

I think the aliens are dogs. Really. Think about it for a minute. They try to imitate us, they watch us closely and follow us everywhere including into the bathroom. I'm telling you. It's the dogs, not cats. Cats are trying to kill us, dogs are studying us.

anne marie in philly said...

thank you, HRH. I would rather be a slave to you than some alien. and the aliens drink coors lite - piss beer, as my spouse calls it.

Moving with Mitchell said...

Take me to the mother ship... please!

Sixpence Notthewiser said...

Hahaha
The kitties are coming! the kitties are coming!
If we'd only have a Mars Attacks situation and they'd get rid of IMPOTUS....

XOXO

Forsythia said...

We inhabit an interesting planet. Not too surprised to learn the truth about Neil A. Actually, I knew it all along. He passed himself off as an astronaut, but actually he was an astro-NOT

Bob said...

Neil A.
Alien.


I'm dying over here!

Busy Bee Suz said...

Oh my goodness. Ya know, I only saw information about the alien thing through memes on social media; never saw it anywhere legitimate.
So, did it really happen?
I'm so happy that Her Royal Highness will let you live the longest! She's so good to you.

Mistress Maddie said...

Well.... UFOs could only be an improvement. I will let my bird and squirrel armies know....im sure they will help.

Ol'Buzzard said...

Cats were here before humans, that makes us aliens.
the Ol'Buzzard

Sooo-this-is-me said...

The government figured this was a good time to ease us into knowing the truth, like when they casually slip in that they will be raising taxes and make the announcement at four o'clock on a Friday afternoon just before a long weekend.

Professor Chaos said...

I for one welcome our new feline overlords.

bobbie said...

Thanks (again) for the smiles and giggles! These were PURR-fect!

peppylady (Dora) said...

I hope the alien don't get the Covid 19. If they were smart they would by past earth.
Coffee is on

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

Bullshit. There are no such things as aliens and if there were their advanced science would force them to not involve themselves in our bidness. And if you do decide to come here we will just take your shit and use it against you and if you tasted like chicken we would have you Kentucky fried and in a bucket so quick it would make your tentacles spin.

LL Cool Joe said...

I wouldn't mind being sucked up in a mother-ship right now.

Bathwater said...

Maybe the aliens have the cure to the corona virus!

Bea said...

I used to date a dude who was on a show called UFO Hunters. I don't know if I believe UFOs are real, but I believe that some folk think they've seen them.

Anonymous said...

Aliens must be real and their defenses strong, because they seem to have inverted, flipped, and flopped shotgun James Dean around so savagely that his grip is all messed up and the tag on his jeans is on the wrong butt cheek.

Tundra Bunny said...

Oh, HRH, your delusions of grandeur are PURRfectly laughable --- FYI, it's giant Amazonian cockroaches that are primed to take over the Earth as they're the only species that can survive atomic blasts!

Lady M said...

Aliens??? Haven't we got enough to worry about?

Sue Bursztynski said...

Tanith Lee wrote a short story in which cats are actually snakes, dressed up by demons to persuade us to like snakes, as they do.

I’m surprised anyone would notice the alien ships at this time! I recently sold a story in which, during the Australian bushfires, there are alien journalists among the human reporters.

Marie Smith said...

Real UFOs don’t get any air time these days. I long for the days when UFOs would have been big news!

Joanne Noragon said...

I cannot imagine where all this material comes from, and I doubt you or the cats will ever tell.

Bohemian said...

I Love that last one! As for UFO's, why not, lotta shit even in the Ocean we don't know exists... so all of Space... could hold anything!

Guillaume said...

That last picture of the black cat... SO darn cute!

Mike said...

It's a government conspiracy trying to hide alien information from the publ... the government said WHAT! It's a government conspiracy trying to convince the public there are aliens from outer space!

Forsythia said...

You asked if you could use the picture of the stone daisy on my blog. I said Yes, but the answer disappeared overnight. I think aliens had something to do with the disappearance of my first answer.

Infidel753 said...

When Armstrong was on the Moon, he was an alien -- a being who had come there from another world.

I'm not worried about the great cat invasion. I've seen science fiction. A plucky hero will emerge and invent a catnip ray just in time to save us all.

^.^ said...

I believe that seeing is believing. The Neil A. = Alien is interesting. Love, c.

pam nash said...

UFO aliens - cool. Do we get to choose who they take away with them???

Miss Val's Creations said...

Haha! I haven't even heard this yet until now. I avoid news and other social media for sanity's sake. Funny timing.

This N That said...

"I kill you last"...LOL...Have a great weekend..

Fundy Blue said...

Wow ~ It never occurred to me that "Neil A" spelled backwards is "alien." That is a delicious irony! I loved all the funnies, Debra and HRH! So fun! My self-appointed godfather at one point was on the Canada Research Council. He absolutely believed in UFOs. I've never forgotten an evening long conversation we had, although he couldn't reveal much because his knowledge was classified. All the best to you and your Rare One, my friend!

e said...

'I like you, I kill you last' HA! Also, wow, those deadly weapons!!!

Adam said...

I want to believe.

Ur-spo said...

I once heard someone say 'cats are from outer space' now I understand .

RO said...

Aliens among us. Hugs, RO

Martha said...

HAHAHA! I love the addition from HRH. She shares the best stuff :)

Magaly Guerrero said...

I always suspected HRH would go for world domination. Also, I totally knew she was out of this world.

yellowdoggranny said...

aliens will just zip right past us.we're too fucked up for them

DVArtist said...

I always knew there were aliens.

The Happy Whisk said...

You got a real laugh out of me with the last one. Too funny.

The Blog Fodder said...

Two comments about life on other planets. Calvin or Hobbes commented that the sign of intelligent life on other plants is that they have not tried to contact us. And as aliens fly past earth they lock their doors.

If they come in peace, depending on where they land, they will soon be disabused of that notion.

Jenn said...

It all makes so much sense.

baili said...

hahaha..............
thank goodness you are safe at last hahaha

i so enjoyed these ones dear Debra :)
each made me laugh hard