Wednesday 27 May 2020

Winner, Winner, Chicken Dinner




And speaking of KFC --










Every chicken's dream --


46 comments:

Brian Joseph said...

The ballet chickens are the best.

Chickens might make better shoulder birds then parrots.

anne marie in philly said...

the buick and "I've pecked your eyes out".

Sixpence Notthewiser said...

Hahaha
OMG the Clockwork Orange Sanders! The Karen of all chickens!The big cock request!
Also, those little chicks in the 'ballet' tutus!
BTW, what if he walks around with his 'parrot'? That's some redneck dish I wouldn't mind having.

XOXO

Travel said...

Great chicken collection, such noble birds. And tasty too.

Bob said...

I don't know which made me laugh moire, but the Colonel Clockwork Orange made me shiver.

I always knew there was something off about Sanders.

Liz Hinds said...

I want to take that chicken with me to the shop when I want to complain. I also fancy getting a parrot for my shoulder.

jaz@octoberfarm said...

chicknic table....hahaha!

The Blog Fodder said...

'67 Buick and Speak to the Manager. No goose eggs in any of these.

pam nash said...

Cutie chickie haha's. We had chickens for a while. It was interesting. I had rules though - I didn't touch them; they didn't touch me and if a hen was sitting on eggs - they were hers (touching and all).

Sooo-this-is-me said...

These were eggcellent. Sorry it's so hot out that's the best I could do.

DEZMOND said...

It took me a few seconds to realize he wished for a big cock!

Leanna said...

OMG! These are all so hilarious. Thank you for the morning giggle, it helped fight the pain. The little ballerina chicks were only something a crazy person with my mindset would come up with that and follow through with. Thanks so much, dear.

Tundra Bunny said...

Those chicks in tutus... so tweet!

bobbie said...

Love them all, but the chicks in tutus really cracked me up!
TFS!

Deedles said...

Those ballet chicks are eggsactly what I needed this morning! Sorry, I didn't want Steven to feel alone :) I do believe that chickens are cats in poultry drag.

Parnassus said...

Hello Debra, Today I'll go for corny and pick the "We couldn't get a sitter" one. --Jim

brewella deville said...

Little chicks in muffin skirts upping the cuteness game.

Frank said...

But you never answered the age old question: why did the chicken cross the street?

Busy Bee Suz said...

I LOVE the chicknick table. ;)

Moving with Mitchell said...

Oh, that photo outside Popeye's. I suspect fowl play.

Linda said...

PARROT!!!!!!!!!

Mistress Maddie said...

You've helped me immensely Debs. I didn't know what to have for dinner tonight.

Magaly Guerrero said...

This are wonderfully hysterical, Debra. The last one... gave me pause. I hope early retirement didn't include a warm place and great dinners.

yellowdoggranny said...

I can hear Joann Worley saying.."Is that a chicken joke?"... on Rowan and Martin's Laugh In.

Hena Tayeb said...

haha.. so many great laugh out lout finds!

Mike said...

I like the chicknic table.

Forsythia said...

I love chickens because they have beady little eyes.

Ol'Buzzard said...

I love the cartoon, Chicken Run.
the Ol'Buzzard

Lady M said...

OMG - somebody actually put chicks in muffin cups. Who has that kind of patience?

^.^ said...

Love, love, love this "chick flick blog" , friend D. Thanks for lifting my spirit … Much love, c.

Guillaume said...

All very funny, but the one with the wish, it really made me laugh.

Marie Smith said...

Love that chicknic table.

Joanne Noragon said...

Whoa baby, check that cockrell's neck.

Bob Johns said...

Oh my gosh, what is up with the super legs? I think the Wendys joke was my fave.

Anonymous said...

These are awesome (as always). Of course, the cutest are the ballet chicks. They're probably better at than I ever was. haha I also love the "let me speak to the manager" one.

Elsie

Martha said...

The chicken selling a 67 Buick! BAHAHAHAHA Loved that one!

This N That said...

These are great..love the chic nick table..ballet LOL

e said...

I can't pick a favorite, they were all funny! Well, except for Colonel Clockwork and that was borderline creepy... but, yes, still funny!

Rawknrobyn.blogspot.com said...

Awww, that chick ballet -- okay, that's the most precious sight I've seen all week. Thank you.

Tammy Theriault said...

I love a good laugh!!! Needed this

Miss Val's Creations said...

Chickens are always great for a laugh! That chicknic table is adorable! Those poor baby chicks in too-toos. So cute though!

DVArtist said...

Ohhhh hanging out with my parrot just too funny.

Ur-spo said...

these are well done - just like how I want my chidden to be

baili said...

hahaha

ballet chicken is cutest one lol

all are funny and made me laugh
thank you for sharing dear Debra

Fundy Blue said...

You come up with the best ideas for a collection of funnies, Debra. This is hysterical.

Magic Love Crow said...

I love the baby chicks!!