Monday 18 May 2020

Happy Victoria Day!



Here in Canada, we celebrate 
the birthday of Queen Victoria 
every third Monday in May. 

Why? 

Because she was Queen of Canada when 
modern Canada was created in 1867. 
And we are nothing if not good colonials, 
loyal and classy, eh?


And today there is no one 
quite like Queen Elizabeth II
is there?

Or as HRH the Cat calls the other HRH, 
"my cousin Betty Windsor."

Yes, Betty does have a restraining order
against HRH but, I ask you,
what family doesn't feud 'n fight?






Send her victorious,
Happy and glorious!

Well, that's THAT for another year.

42 comments:

Hot guys said...

That first photo is adorable! 💗

And that first GIF... EVERYTHING. 😃😄

DEZMOND said...

Keeping riches that your ancestors have earned through slavery and murder does not really make Betty nor Vicky great ladies, on the contrary, both are ebil witches.

Moving with Mitchell said...

Keyboard Cat is amazing. I never knew how the song ended. The rest? Wonderful. Happy Victoria Day!

Bob said...

That last one slays.

Parnassus said...

Queen Victoria represents her extended era in a way that no other person has achieved. Still, many of the things given her name have negative connotations--Victorian morality, Victorian prudishness, Victorian shoddy machine-made workmanship, etc. Still, we can be grateful for the good things--for instance, the Victorian era was largely the golden age of the cornet.
--Jim

Travel said...

We will trade you one _rump for either of your HRHs.

anne marie in philly said...

I second bob. a grand lady and a fat slob.

Brian Joseph said...

Very cool cat.

Happy Victoria Day!

jaz@octoberfarm said...

hahaha...so funny!

Leanna said...

I love these. She is such a grand lady.

Busy Bee Suz said...

What a cute and funny tribute to Queen Victoria!
I'm kind of mad that I don't have any restraining orders against me.

brewella deville said...

A good day to start the biography of Victoria I picked up at the library sale a few months ago.

I find it interesting that the three Queens, Elizabeth I, Victoria, and Elizabeth II, were none of them expected to ever come to the throne, and yet they did so when they were quite young. Imagine being raised for and expecting one kind of life, and then having all that responsibility heaped on your shoulders.

Sooo-this-is-me said...

All good until the last one.. ugh! Remember the good old days when she could have sent him to the dungeon!

Sixpence Notthewiser said...

Hahahahaha
The Dear Dracula meme, thoug...
And a day year old squirrel would have more experience than IMPOTUS.

XOXO

e said...

I love Keyboard Cat! What a talent! What a good-natured feline!

As for Betty Deuce, the Queen of Shade, she has more military experience and more experience of Everything! Especially compared to that puffed up dung heap walking next to her. I mean, she actually served in the military - no bone spurs for Betty!

Funny damned memes... 'Be aware she can move in any direction' made me laugh.
Cheers!

sandy said...

LOLOL.... great post and pics - and...humor! love your blog.

Rosemary said...

I hope that you enjoyed a good old cup of English tea and a large slice of victoria sponge to celebrate the day.

This N That said...

Keyboard cat is great..Too cute..Love the bring your child to work day..Happy Victoria Day..ENjoy

HBF said...

Love the Uber one! Happy Victoria Day :o)

Marie Smith said...

And far more intelligence and class.

DVArtist said...

Happy day to you. The photo of bring your child to work day. OMG!!!! They could be twins. LOLOLOLOL

Rawknrobyn.blogspot.com said...

It's hilarious seeing her in these photos, especially next to the dumb fat orange mofo. Happy Queen Victoria Day.
The Queen was wise to file that restraining order. We know how wild HRH can get.
Cheers!

Mike said...

I keep waiting for her to say, "That's it! I've had enough of this crap. I quit!"

Lady M said...

Those are great - especially the Queen on the chessboard!

Willym said...

Back in the day Victoria Day was a big thing - community picnics, flags, bunting, games, sometimes a decorate your bicycle contest, fireworks and family. Now it seems to be pick up a 24 and open the cottage. Well maybe not this years but ...

Professor Chaos said...

Oh my God, I literally LOL'd at Keyboard cat! And the chess joke!

Bathwater said...

She looks so tiny next to the Frump.

Guillaume said...

I totally forgot.

Joanne Noragon said...

Thank you for the inclusion of the orange fool.

The Happy Whisk said...

Dear Dracula. Hahahahahahahahahaha

The Blog Fodder said...

My family are all die-hard Royalists. And also die-hard fans of the British parliamentary system after watching the dumpster fire across the border

Liz Hinds said...

Can you imagine the over dinner conversation between Betty and Trump?! I'm sure she must by now have perfected the art of switching off when necessary.

Margaret Benbow said...

I LOVE, LAWV, LURVE THIS POST! And now for first time I understand an old short story where some soldiers in outpost of empire got drunk "on Victoria Day" and with their pistols shot an HRH design in the wall. Thank you, Queen Debra.

yellowdoggranny said...

every since 2016 i've wished we had your queen

Susan Kane said...

Love the Queen. Any lady who can repair a military vehicle in pouring rain and dropping bombs is truly worthy of her role in history.

Bea said...

OMG...that cat!

pam nash said...

I wonder if I could request that Uber if I need one!

Sue Bursztynski said...

As usual, some great pictures! Did you know that Kim Newman wrote a series of books set in an alternative universe where Dracula survived, married Queen Victoria and made becoming a vampire hugely fashionable?

We only have the Queen’s Birthday here, Down Under, in June. It’s not her birthday, but it is the official start to the skiing season, I hear!

Jenn said...

It's gonna be rowdy in the colonies once we are free to go about as we please!

Martha said...

Those last two!!! BAHAHAHAHA Oh my gosh, hilarious.

baili said...

haha

any direction haha and last one haha

you rock like always :)))

Happy Victoria day !

Fundy Blue said...

No matter what Trump does he will never be more than a cowardly buffoon.