Friday, 1 May 2020

Fertility Rites in a Time of Pandemic


Happy May Day, everyone, and a Blessed Beltane to you all!

Alas, there will be no pagan sexual rites 
conducted in person this year out in the 
forests, meadows and fields to encourage 
the fertility of the earth.

Social distancing must be maintained, you know.


I'm afraid that in 2020 all we can do
is enjoy some NSFW memes and LOLs.

Oh well, better than nothing, I suppose.









42 comments:

LL Cool Joe said...

Yeah I'd pay a lot for a haircut right now.

DEZMOND said...

Why did not the lady in the last cartoon try that on herself? Cartoons are always so violent towards men.

Sixpence Notthewiser said...

Hahahaha
The Beans after Dark one is great!
Also, I want that Superman graffiti. I have a wall just for it.

Happy Pagan Rites!

XOXO

Leanna said...

BAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAAAAA! Social distancing.

Bob said...

The juicer!!!

Thanks for my morning spit-take,

Travel said...

Thank you, we needed that,

Marie Smith said...

This social distancing business is getting a bit tiresome though we isolate on...

Rosemary said...

We have a 60ft maypole sitting on the edge of our town as it has done now for over 700 years. Rather appropriately it is situated at the bottom of a road called Paganhill

Hot guys said...

Some of these memes (almost literally) killed me.

The juicer and foreplay ones are crazy! xD

Mistress Maddie said...

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! The juicer would so be my mother!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

When she was here once, I have forgotten to put away a flashjack...she comes out with it in her hands and asked what was it? I told he a wine bottle chiller. Now she wants to go buy one at BBB.

Bathwater said...

Yes I need a haircut!!!

jaz@octoberfarm said...

i love the superman one!

Sooo-this-is-me said...

Unfortunately my love life has been a lifetime of social distancing. Lol

bobbie said...

All of these made me smile ~ but those last two has left tears rolling down my face, and a stitch in my side!!
Thanks so much for sharing!

Busy Bee Suz said...

I laughed SO hard at the alien one; what does that say about me?
Also the EE Cummings. :)

Moving with Mitchell said...

That Superman water fountain! Someone actually DID that!!!

Mike said...

That juicer would definitely create some juice.

Bob Johns said...

The Superman one is hilarious.

Lady M said...

It's good to be sheltering in place with ones main squeeze so no social distancing required.

Willym said...

Snorting and snickering through this one... at a safe distance of course....

Guillaume said...

I seriously wonder how Ashley Madison is doing.

Debra She Who Seeks said...

@ Guillaume -- You're bad!

Sue Bursztynski said...

Thanks, Debra, always good to have a giggle - and I need them badly! You put a smile on my face today.

yellowdoggranny said...

oh man, those were funny..you made my day..

Tundra Bunny said...

That alien encounter gave me a good belly laugh, as did the last one... thanks, Deb!

The Captain said...

I have a little grabber in the shed, great that I'll be able to sexually harrass at a safe distance. 😜

CraveCute said...

Good ones Debra! Thanks for the chuckles!

e said...

Oh, those made me laugh! Thank you for that, Debra!
I'm about ready to take the dog clippers to my hair...

anne marie in philly said...

the first one - OMB! and the superman fountain.

Miss Val's Creations said...

Haha! We are living through a strange time! Great memes.

peppylady (Dora) said...

Hope your Beltane was full of cheers and such. Our pagan group haven't gotten together since pandemic

NanaDiana said...

hahaha- you are way too naughty---that's why I love ya! lol

Martha said...

HAHAHA! You share the best stuff :)

Ur-spo said...

these are quite lurid where did you get these?

Debra She Who Seeks said...

@ Ur-spo -- Oh, I have my sources. You can find anything on the internet.

Deborah said...

Awesome! Especially loved the foreplay!!!

baili said...

oh dear these are seriously naughty one

The Happy Whisk said...

lolololol on the Superman.

Fundy Blue said...

These are so deliciously bad, Debra! I wonder if anyone would have protested if I had secretly hung that Superman poster over a water fountain at school? LOL

Empty Nest Insider said...

I thought Conditioner Gordon was pretty clever, but that was just a warm up for the man propositioning the hooker for a haircut! Though you beat me to the punch, it seems we were both on the same wave-length!

Julie

Magic Love Crow said...

OMG Deb! LOL! I can't stop laughing! LOL!

Jenn said...

bwhahahhahaa