Welcome to the single greatest song ever written about the legal system! And it's fun too -- if you love jazzy jive, you'll love this classic song!
Good morning, Judge, why d'you look so mean, sir?
And, Mr. Judge, what can the charges be?
If there's been trouble, I will plead not guilty --
It must be someone else, cuz y'know it can't be me!
By some strange twist of dark fate, I happen to know an ungodly number of lawyers and judges, so I'm sending this song out to them. Keep the wheels of justice grinding, everyone!